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22 / F / Straight / Single
San Jose, California
- Last Online
- Dec 7
- 5′ 1″ (1.55m).
- Body Type
- Strictly other
- Agnosticism and very serious about it
- Working on college/university
- Likes dogs and has cats
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I ease up and I slay with slogans.
I joke hard and I pose like Hogan..
Then I grin and I take my moment.
Movies: all lotr extended movies but only in a row and including the commentary discs
Shows: Always Sunny, Parks&Rec, 30 Rock, Venture Bros, Archer
Music: that song 'such a good night' from harvey birdman on repeat
Food: the freshest sushi in the area, or taco bell
My sarcastic self congratulatory inner monologue
My kitty baby alien pig bones
For instance, here's some real shit about me..
I once came to a crossroads in my life, just like you right now.
I'm always coming to fucking crossroads!
But I'm prepared, I bring my nocs, no biggie
- Guys who like girls
- Ages 22–30
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating
JK I only play games. Suckaz
Do not message me if you can't grow a beard
Or if you're asian (see above)
Soulmate or bust