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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 11, 2013
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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odd obsession with movies
What I’m doing with my life
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make movies and music that creates the feel of traveling to another galaxy
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I once beat a cheetah in the hundred yard dash. By 50 yards. And I gave him a 70 yard head start. And after the race the cheetah tested positive for steroids. And I was running backwards. And he was driving a Ferrari.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
“And therefore, — since I cannot prove a lover,
To entertain these fair well-spoken days, —
I am determined to prove a villain,
And hate the idle pleasures of these days.”

― William Shakespeare, Richard III
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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post office, the contortionists handbook, factotum, terence mckenna, grant morrison, lovecraft, Alan Moore, the poetic edda, conquest of the useless

music: AC, colin stetson,mike patton, mr bungle, bjork, camu tao, eric copeland, jonny greenwood, HIP HOP, noise, video game music, i make weird music:

movies: fire walk with me, HERZOG, Kieslowski, Lynch, Korine, Malick
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
movie theaters
garage band
my camera/ 14 mm lens
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the internet, butts, language, butts, images,sounds, film & video, sex, poetry, colors, butts, History, painting,boobies, drugs, music, dicks, the future, space & time and shit
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
making music or reading or making videos or eating pizza
this is how i spend my time
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i like that
You should message me if
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you like the idea of bacon waffles, play with each others butts, eat pizza and look for unicorns