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54 • M • Mount Union, PA
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 44–60
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 12:53pm
- 6′ 6″ (1.98m)
- Body Type
- Strictly anything
- Rather not say
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
Putting cream and sugar in coffee
crushing beer cans
Passing the buck(not money)
Hitting what I spit at
Choosing the appropriate dishwasher cycle
Putting batteries in backwards
Hitting my armpits with deodorant without looking
Busting egg yolks when I flip them
Finding myself in ANY mirror
Getting the correct shoe on the right foot
Getting the correct shoe on the left foot but it's pretty simple once the right one's on
Counting on my fingers
Looking at pictures
Chic flicks and musicals.
Steamed vegetables, salad, and humus.
Edit: I ran out of toilet paper and I'm getting along nicely.
New entry to bring total to 6: A girlfriend with shoes.
2 horses in a man suit.
When a traffic light turns yellow, can I beat the electrons before they get to the red light bulb.
Which armrest is yours on an airplane.
If a transvestite goes missing, shouldn't their picture be on a carton of half and half?
WTF Obama got elected TWICE! Is America officially brain dead?
Having your own trailer is a big plus.
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