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pizzandwine

54 M Johnstown, PA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Why does OKC keep sending me cupid matches and when I visit the profile it says "y'all got issues". Why in hell did I answer all them questions?
What I’m doing with my life
Spending 1.3 days per day of my remaining days. Remaining the most interesting man in the world. Stay thirsty my friends.
I’m really good at
Sexual solitaire
Putting cream and sugar in coffee
crushing beer cans
Avoiding work
Passing the buck(not money)
Hitting what I spit at
Choosing the appropriate dishwasher cycle
Putting batteries in backwards
Hitting my armpits with deodorant without looking
Busting egg yolks when I flip them
Finding myself in ANY mirror
Getting the correct shoe on the right foot
Getting the correct shoe on the left foot but it's pretty simple once the right one's on
Counting on my fingers
Guessing
Looking at pictures
The first things people usually notice about me
How good I smell in spite of how long it's been since I've been in the crick and most are amazed at how many days I can get out of a set of clothes. I also get many compliments about washing behind my ears, but don't wish to brag.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dr. Seuss and Highlights magazine.
Chic flicks and musicals.
Steamed vegetables, salad, and humus.
The six things I could never do without
toilet paper
gravity
gasoline
meat
Doctors
wallet
Edit: I ran out of toilet paper and I'm getting along nicely.
New entry to bring total to 6: A girlfriend with shoes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Finding a cure for virginity.
2 horses in a man suit.
When a traffic light turns yellow, can I beat the electrons before they get to the red light bulb.
Which armrest is yours on an airplane.
If a transvestite goes missing, shouldn't their picture be on a carton of half and half?
WTF Obama got elected TWICE! Is America officially brain dead?
On a typical Friday night I am
In demand, usually dormant, and open to ideas.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't wear a seatbelt and if i do I wear it incorrectly. Did I just put that on the internet?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 48–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're really desperate, have several teeth, need help counting to eleven, and can play the blues with your armpit.
Having your own trailer is a big plus.