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28 Portland, OR Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25-36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 7
5' 7" (1.71m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I am watching TV while filling this out and have discovered a show called "Wicked Tuna." That was going to be my tumblr blog name. I am filing a suit.
What I’m doing with my life
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My education says I'm a biologist with an extra English degree. Now I work for myself, helping companies quantify and manage their energy/carbon emissions/sustainability issues. Also a few entrepreneurial ventures here and there.

I recently moved from Brooklyn to Portland to take advantage of my remote work. I'm excited to explore a new city! And I need tour guides!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My fresh fade.

Also, I have very long limbs, like an orangutan.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Marilynne Robinson, Junot Diaz, Raymond Carver. Harry. Motherf*cking. Potter.

TV: The League, Seinfeld, Gilmore Girls, Columbo, and the '80s BBC Sherlock Holmes series with Jeremy Brett

Music: Doggystyle

Food: I love eating and I will eat just about anything, but I'm bad at being trendy about it. All the cool kids these days are foodies, aren't they?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Big honkin' dogs
- Wikipedia. I am a hopeless, desperate, insatiatable information addict.
- My skates. Fun fact: I've been a figure skater my whole life.
- A carefully curated collection of podcasts and audiobooks
- Food that has been cooked for me, not by me. I often go to places wherein I can pay others to cook for me.
- Creative, out-of-the-box people to surround and inspire me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why on earth do poorly-translated signs, menus etc. always have quotation marks around random words?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hiding in the corner drinking Andre out tha bottle.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am far less capable than I appear!
You should message me if
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You recycle diligently.

You like to look under rocks.

And great jumping jesus christ on a pogo stick -- please be smart and articulate. I have no time for people from whom I cannot learn anything.