Understated is best. Understated is best. Understated is best. Understated is best. Understated is best. Understated is best.

Answer the question: I've decided to relinquish my belongings and traverse the world to mitigate suffering and read poetry at night.

a: What will we do for money?
b: You must have been brooding for a very long time.

Drunk Emailing.

But forget the doubts and fears that are creeping into your heart.

Honestly, the life I want is a life I could not endure in eternity. It is a life of love and intensity, suffering and creation, that makes life worthwhile and death nearly welcome.

It's all about the emotions. Ire, coy, tart.
If you can navigate the local buses, then you're no longer a tourist.

Exotic fruits make the best boutonnieres, no?

Where are those people who would give up everything to be exactly who they are? Where are those people who are willing to let go of their fears and really find the depths of their souls? Where are those people who will stand up against the seemingly indomitable status quo? Speak now, or we shall forever go on with our ordinary lives.

Some minds discuss ideas.
Other minds discuss events.
And then there are those minds who discuss people.
Then again, life is a life sentence.

If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have 1 apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.

But to be sensible is commonplace; and to be commonplace is unpardonable.

I play the B-52’s "Topaz" every time I round the bend on the highway.

I shop late night at the 24-hour grocery to hear the overhead music. They play Dionne Warwick before she went all-out nuts.

My grandfather used to say that you never know when your hard luck is good luck.

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are indeed works of art. I love accidents and art.

Failing all that, I suppose a jubilant carouser, master fornicator, or blithe drunkard will do....