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pjbottomz

28 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Don't need a minister to call me a groom.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
enjoying here
considering there
stretching
building logic
drowning in technology
reading writing reading writing
making up dance moves
collecting music stuff
having weird dreams in the morning
remembering them mid-afternoon
experimenting in the kitchen
burning myself
making sure I don't live in the Truman Show
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
beards
language
poker faces
inference
math
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The way I expertly navigate out of the awkward bog of small talk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I just bought 6 cd's the other day:
Cosmo's Factory, Graceland, People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm, Tom Petty's Greatest Hits, D'Angelo, The Last Waltz.

I've been thumbing through Leaves of Grass.

I like food that you have to give a shit about to produce.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Time.
Strangers' 8 year-old selves.
Songs and words.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was 5, I wanted to be a bear when I grew up. I find that to be just a gas now that I live in the bay area.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're a romantic idiot disguised as a sarcastic asshole.

you think a cat would wear me to bed (so this here is a joke... like one with a punchline. its not an unpoetic suggestion.)

you're a genie.