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28 M Oakland, CA

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Last Online
Yesterday – 9:42pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Don't need a minister to call me a groom.
What I’m doing with my life
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building logic
drowning in technology
reading writing reading writing
playing with expectations
picking out humor
making up dance moves
acquiring noisy artifacts
using them to mend my wretched soul
having weird dreams in the morning
remembering them mid-afternoon
experimenting in the kitchen
burning myself
making sure I don't live in the Truman Show
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
poker faces
The first things people usually notice about me
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I guess I get plenty of comments on my glasses, which are pictured somewhere after that really doofy face I'm making on my Instagram feed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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In general, shit is shit.
It goes similarly for great things, and so as a man of imperceptibly refined tastes, I don't like to talk about genres when it can be avoided.

Stranger in a Strange Land, Hardboiled Wonderland and the End of the World, Phantom Tollbooth.

Castle in the Sky, A Clockwork Orange, Wet Hot American Summer.

Freaks n Geeks, Cowboy Bebop, Arrested Development.

Tom Waits, David Bowie, Zeppelin
T.Rex, The Strokes, Fugazi
Daft Punk, Nujabes, MMW
Mike Patton, RATKICKER, Nels Cline
Pixies, Smiths, Pavement, Sunset Rubdown

I <3 food.
If you're into hanging out in the kitchen and being curious about delicious and/or healthy stuff, that's probably a fair place to start a conversation.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'd rather think of myself as adaptable, but let's play.

bodies: of moving water.
Alice: a 1968 fender mustang. yes I named it. you're weird.
friends: what can I say, I'm lucky to know them.
books: better than the internet in so many many ways.
real people: the ones that dgaf about what you think makes sense. For example, Jim Henson.
and real good kissers: will not be explained.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to think less. it's mostly in your guts anyway.

this is to say, I have a tendency to be very thoughtful and/or introspective. Pick a topic, meet you there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I try to surprise myself in my free time (see: atypical friday nights). If I'm not doing that, I'm probably sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was 5, I wanted to be a bear when I grew up. If only I knew I'd be living in/around San Francisco and what that actually means.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you're a romantic idiot disguised as a sarcastic asshole.

you think a cat would wear me to bed (so this here is a joke... like one with a punchline. its not an unpoetic suggestion.)

you're a genie.