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  • Ages 21-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
Oct 19
6' 3" (1.91m)
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My self-summary
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Southern born and bred, new to LA after several years in New York Rocking City. Looking to explore life in a beautiful new city.
What I’m doing with my life
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Knocking on doors. Former Broadway producer. Before that I was an actor, carpenter, waiter, kayak guide, blacksmith, etc. On a less specific level? Trying to figure it out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Deep thoughts, piratey construction projects, Tom Sawyer-type schemes, relaxing, enjoying.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Dunno... height? smile? whether or not I'm on fire?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: all of them. F Scott Fitzgerald is kinda my hero.

Movies: anything involving pirates, Batman, or underappreciated character actors.

Music: a wide and growing variety, and I go through phases. "Best band ever" vote goes to the Stones. Always waiting for Yeezy season.

TV: You name it, I love it, but at the moment Archer is the alpha dog.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
hot showers, pizza, books, beer, rock, & roll.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
History, art, entertainment, people. How to channel the happiness of dogs, because it seems like they have it way the hell more figured out than humans do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Putting figurative dents in literal kegs. Trying to toe the magic line between forming great memories and forming no memories at all.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm going to get rich by selling a cologne that smells like McDonald's french fries.

Please don't steal my idea. I trusted you.
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when I do cartoony things in exuberant fashion, you're going to think "he's an idiot" in the good way, not the bad way.