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29 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:19pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm John. Nice to meet you.
What I’m doing with my life
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Professionally I work in tech for a movie studio. I get to help make awesome kids' movies. I'm a geek who's always loved technology. Getting paid to do what I love is pretty great.

In my free time I dig through crates of vinyl, snowboard, hike, work on cars and give fist bumps to tiny dogs:
I’m really good at
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Computer things.

Snowboarding. I used to teach lessons at Meadows.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The beard.

Don't fear it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Ishmael, Snowcrash. Sometimes I read the Goosebumps books again to see if they are still as scary as when I was a kid. They aren't. Neither is Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, but that artwork is still awesome.

My two favorite movies are The Big Lebowski and The Jerk. Everything the Coen brothers have done. Other things. I work for a company that makes animated kids films, so I tend to watch a lot of animation.

Game of Thrones, X-Files, Children's Hospital, Louie, VICE, Archer, Nathan for You.

Future Islands, Against Me, Bassnectar, Childish Gambino, Chance the Rapper, MF DOOM, Madlib, J DIlla, NOFX, Charles Mingus, Frank Sinatra, Modern Jazz Quartet, The Beatles, Bright Eyes, Lil Jon, Atmosphere, Red Fang, Black Sabbath. Too much to list.

I could eat cheap chinese or mexican everyday. I love sushi, and recently discovered some great Indian buffets. I was a super picky eater as a kid, but now I'll eat pretty much anything.

Except pickles.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Firstly, the dog. He's way too much fun to live without. Then I think a tent and a guitar for hiking and campfire situations. I should probably add some sort of computer device on here since that pays the bills. And lastly meat. I totally get why vegetarians and vegans don't eat meat, ethics and all that. But those people are just better than me, and hamburgers are just so damn delicious.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How T-Rex's couldn't have really hugged each other, and that's sad. Walruses and Sea Lions too.

My dog.

Space. Space is cool.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either having a drink and playing pool in NW Portland, or cuddling the dog and cat while watching Firefly episodes.

I own a chunk of my family's 56 acres of private camping grounds in Washington where there is no light pollution. Sometimes I like to drive out there to star gaze.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I started making websites professionally when I was 14.

Just ask.
You should message me if
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You like conversations about science and space.

You like hiking and camping.

You like tiny dogs or giant cats.