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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:58pm
Sapiosexual, Straight
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to make fun websites.

This is my Family Circus and Kanye West mashup generator:

This is my dog's blog:
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in IT at a movie studio doing awesome things that I love. I'm a little bit of a workaholic, but that's mostly because my hobby turned into a career.

I also collect records, hang out around St Johns and play with my goofy tiny dog.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking. Technical things. Driving.

I excel at critical thinking, logic and deduction.

I can make anyone laugh. ANYONE!!!!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Ishmael, Snowcrash, The Alchemist.

The Big Lebowski, The Jerk.

Wet Hot American Summer.

Mr. Robot, X-Files, Children's Hospital, Louie, Girls, Togetherness, VICE, Archer, Nathan for You, Black Mirror.

I like lots of stuff, but I mostly listen to punk rock, hip hop and jazz. I have a decent sized vinyl collection.

Sushi, chinese, mexican. The wet burrito is the best invention in all of history. Pickles are obnoxious.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog
A Tent
A Guitar
My laptop
??? ( rub to reveal the hidden message )

BONUS: this one is scratch and sniff

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Years ago I was told that "all things can be explained by either physics, or the patriarchy."

It's terrifying how true it is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Toasted from work. We have parties every Friday at work. I usually get home, crash kinda early and get up early for farmer's market and brunch on Saturdays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Wrecking Ball is a great song.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to do the harmonies on "Tonight You Belong To Me" like in The Jerk.

You like pickle elevators:

You want to drive to the beach at night, attach some glow sticks to kites and fly them around.

You want something more than just a Netflix and chill.