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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-55
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:15am
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Starting over... again. It's hard to sum up so much time in so little space. I've been so many things...
I elision the the word Probably to Prob'ly.
The best way I've heard anyone sum up a life is, "He's just this guy, ya know?"
(If you know this quote, I'll give you a puppy.)

I don't speak French, but I love watching Amelie without subtitles, because it reminds me of the feeling of fairy tales as a child.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ad hoc teaching: cooking classes and K-12 sub'ing.
I go to the movies at least once a week; kind of like my church I guess.
I always have a book on me.
When people ask me why, I say because you never know when you're going to jail (but I know they won't let me keep it in jail). The real reason is because you might get distracted for up to 3 minutes and I'll need something to do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being succinct.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm fucking huge. Not crazy HUGE like two of my friends in one of my pics, I had lunch with them once and felt teeny, but bigger than most people you know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Crytonomicon (1000 page book. Read to the last page, went back to the first page; read it again.)
Hitchhiker's Guide (and so many, many more wonderful titles)

Best movies you've never heard of: Bugsy Malone, Trixie,
Cold Blooded (you should watch it right now):
"Go look. I'll hold."
(If you know both quotes, I'll eat a puppy)
Best Kurt Russell movies you've never seen: Break Down, Soldier, Dark Blue
Favorite movies right now: Lego movie, Frozen, Baytown Outlaws
Movies I could watch everyday: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Zombieland, Fight Club, Big Lebowski, Super Troopers, Running Scared (the 1986 Gregory Hines & Billy Crystal one)

Best show of all time: The Wire.

Love: Queens of the Stoneage, Silver Sun Pick-Ups, TOOL.
Listen to: Sia, Tricky, Jem, Imogen Heap, station on pandora a lot right now.
Food: Sushi (Tobiko w/ quail egg & Hotate w/ shaved scallion),
Beef (anything off the grill) or...
Gumbo (1st thing I learned to make really well).
I'll make any of them right now...
You doubt me?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
New movies
Old books
Good, good friends
Quality ingredients
and my brother in the world.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The most random shit... I assume..... I never hear about other people thinking what I thought about just now. Did you?
I always wonder if other people think like me, but don't want to admit it or say it out loud... O_o

(Quotes from books and movies.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"Is this a..... weekday...
What day is this?"
(If you know all three quotes, I'll crap a puppy.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to be allergic to cats, but girls like cats so I got over it.
You should message me if
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You smiled, laughed, cry, cringed, were offended or otherwise had any reaction to anything I had to say.