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32 San Francisco, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:38pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Full figured
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok so here's the deal.

I'm rad as hell. Like, I am thoughtful, hilarious, kind, talented, have an EXQUISITE taste in music, I'm a great cook, I'm SUPER driven, successful, take-charge, weird, "adventurous" 😏😏, curious, and focused.

I have the drive of Leslie Knope, the self-confidence of Donna Meagle, and the sense of humor of April Ludgate.

PLUS I have my own friends, and I am definitely a bit of a loner, so you know, I don't do the "clingy" thing. Not my style.

I'm also fat. So just getting that out there. And I'm also cute as fuck. Like, cute face, cute ass, great hair, super style. I can keep up with the best of them too, I'm in amazing shape (even if YOU can't tell). But you know, I don't try to fool myself or anyone else about who or what I am.

So, in conclusion, I'm fucking awesome. You wanna get to know me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"Relationship Manager"

Going to various indie rock shows, dance parties, karaoke nights, and pub quizzes.

Making ENDLESS playlists on Spotify.

Hanging out with my cat.

Watching pretty much nothing but sketch comedy, absurdist British shows, and 1960s SpaceBabe films.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm thoughtful as fuck. Like, I'll bake you a cake, knit you a sweater, make you soup when you're sick, make you a mixtape, remember your birthday.. all that shit. It's just who I am.

Ska puns.

I'm also really really good at making playlists. You want me at your party. Trust.
The first things people usually notice about me
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More changes in hair color than Ramona Flowers
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Entertainment is insanely important to me. I want to be around people who can talk about music and comedy with me for hours.

If you'd like to know more about my musical tastes, please check out the following Spotify playlists:

But it comes down to the fact that I'm obsessed with Belle & Sebastian, The New Pornographers, Jose Gonzalez, and The Kings of Convenience.

I enjoy reading existential indie comics from the likes of Ware and Clowes.

I enjoy the films of Richard Ayoade and Taika Waititi.

Cooking is one of the 3 things I'm legitimately good at.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
chapstick, glasses, doc martens, records, animals, headphones
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what would tina belcher do?

Could I get my hair to that color?

What is happening in my alternate timelines right now?

Open tunings.

This song would be perfect for this exact moment.

My next playlist

Oh I have the perfect gif response for that!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't know about Fridays, but on a typical Sunday (starting in 2 weeks) you'll find me at KARAOKE LEAGUE!!!! 🎤🎶🎤🎶
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Type-A in the streets, subby in the sheets.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You want to talk about/watch/listen to/collaborate on music.
-You like sassy, sarcastic fat girls.
-You understand that I have a life and priorities and maybe won't drop everything for you, but still think I'm rad and want to get to know me.
-You aren't over Kroll Show ending.
- You're looking for a chill FWB, not a girlfriend.
- You're actually FRIENDS with your FWBs.