****ATTENTION TO YOU POLY FOLKS****
Hi! I'm open to non-monogamy too! It's awesome and fun. HOWEVER. I am NOT interested in people with primary partners. I am looking for my OWN primary at this point in my life, and I am not in any way interested in being #2 or 3 or whatever.
That's out of the way...
I'm rad as hell. Like, I am thoughtful, hilarious, kind, talented, have an EXQUISITE taste in music, I'm a great cook, I'm SUPER driven, successful, take-charge, weird, "adventurous" 😏😏, DEFINITELY GGG, curious, and focused.
I have the drive of Leslie Knope, the self-confidence of Donna Meagle, and the sense of humor of April Ludgate.
PLUS I have my own friends, and I am definitely a bit of a loner, so you know, I don't do the "clingy" thing. Not my style.
I'm also fat. So just getting that out there. And I'm also cute as fuck. Like, cute face, cute ass, great hair, super style. I can keep up with the best of them too, I'm in amazing shape (even if YOU can't tell). But you know, I don't try to fool myself or anyone else about who or what I am.
Which brings me to full disclosure time! I had bariatric surgery on August 24, 2015. This means that until early October I'm basically on teeny portions of mushy foods. I also can't drink alcohol at the moment, but will be back on it soon. So I'm basically the incredible shrinking woman, and also a cheap date.
So, in conclusion, I'm fucking awesome. You wanna get to know me.