I have a job.
I live downtown in my own place.
I do not have any pictures of myself topless near a car, but I once spent 25 days in my underwear, live, 24/7 on the internet to raise money for cancer.
If I send you a message that reads "yo, yer hot"...my account was hacked.
OK, onwards and upwards.
I am 34 years of age, and a confident man. I am myself and make no apologies for that. I have moved beyond seeking approval from anyone. I am a JERK, a GENTLEMAN, and a closet NERD with a sweet side and am extremely comfortable with my sexuality. I am a work in progress and wake up every day, looking to improve myself in ways that some could consider out-of-the-ordinary. I am a man who strives to keep his life balanced between ADVENTUROUS moments and EXTRAORDINARY people. I was brought up well and chivalry is not dead with me.
I love women. I am a guy who is unafraid of women and appreciates them for who they are. I REALLY enjoy their femininity, and enjoy their test of wills. So if you're not an online fantasy dreamer but someone who really wants to have fun and experience new things in life. Here I am...
Having said that, I am in no way settling for less. So if you are not pursuing a healthy lifestyle, not educated, or lack empathy and a sense of humour, we will not match. I have no time to worship at your feet because you have been told you are HOT and have a sense of entitlement. ATTRACTION is obviously extremely important, but ultimately inner beauty is what I seek.
Ok, so I realize that writing profiles isn't the easiest thing to do in the world. So I thought I might give some hints from a guys perspective. I have been told that this is a bit of a rant. Perhaps, but it is meant to be tongue and cheeck :)
1. If your name is Oneofakindforyou5436 you may not be a special as you think.
2. If all your pictures have you with your friends and they are hotter than you, you might want to rethink your strategy.
3. I love pets, but if there are more pictures of pets than of you, I wonder what you are hiding.
4. Same goes with the adventure pictures. I am happy you can rock climb, but it is hard to see your face when you are scaling a MOUNTAIN!
5. If all of your pictures include cleavage and your screen name is something like "Big Milky"...please don't complain about perverts in your profile.
6. We know you like red wine.
7. "I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." Really? This is in WAY to many profiles.
8. Thin, Athletic, Average, and a Few extra pounds are not interchangeable. C'mon folks...let's just tell it like it is.
9. If you are really picky about grammar, spelling and punctuation and make that clear in your profile...Spell check yours
Having said that.....Remember your ex? I am not him.