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plasticillusion

27 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 14
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm pretty damn awesome.

I like to have fun...that's a stupid thing to write, everyone likes to have fun. A person wouldn't actually write "I hate having fun. Fuck fun!"

I'm dorky in my own way. I'm a film buff and I'm a film maker. I have an obsession with movies so I could talk your ear off about almost any movie.

I like to talk...a lot. But not the "hurry up and finish talking so I can talk" type talking but I like just sitting and having conversations with people sometimes.

I honestly don't know what to write. In the past 7 years, I've only updated this thing 3 times..

I'm often a bit random and weird but i'm a fun person to be around. I love to laugh. Me and my friends have a very silly and un-PC sense of humor. So if you're easily offended, I don't think we'll get along. Just please don't be afraid to talk to me. I'm not one to be a dick and tell you to fuck off. I like all types and I like talking to people.

I am Silly, Awkward, and Splediferous
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Bangin' bitches and getting tatted up!!! No, not really. I'm a film maker and me and my production team just finished making a movie called "Hoagie." Look it up it's pretty famous. No it's not. Don't look it up. Or do. Whatever. Anyway we're always in the development stage of our next project...so yeah.

But since I'm considered one of those there "starving artists," that means I'm a waiter right? Well I am .........( ._.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
*Talking and making conversation. I do that a lot.
*Talking about movies because I do that a lot also.
*Being silly.
*Making you awesome french fries
*Making your mother uncomfortable.
*Being awkward.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People usually first notice how I take an awkward moment and make it more awkward because I was trying to make it less awkward. But in the process of making an awkward situation less awkward, I've made it more awkward by somehow being awkward.

Also, I have a lazy eye and people are usually fascinated by it then immediately bored by it. I'll probably pretend it has affected me so and tell some story about how I got it fighting in Vietnam or a supermarket scuffle or something like that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books... The Color Purple, Hitchhikers Guide, A wrinkle in Time, then, Choke, Diary, Lullaby, Haunted, fight club, all by Chuck Palahniuk

Movies...(I'm only gonna name a few because I have so many.) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Magnolia, Girl Interrupted, American History X, Dancer in the Dark and Children of Men, The Big Lebowski, Fargo or anything Coen brothers. Love movies so I could fill this little box to the brim with movies I love. If you know anything about Lars Von Trier, Todd Solonz, Charlie Kauffman, AND John Waters, move to the front of the line.

Music...I like a lot of things. I'll go from hip-hop to top 40 to indie to electronic pseudo-punk-jerk-off-metal in 10 seconds flat!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Those tiny drink mixes that you can pour into bottles
-Sharpies in every color of the rainbow
-The words of Penn Jillette
-The interwebzzzzzzz
-Coupons
-Humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. Seriously I'm such a random person. I read a lot. There's so much shit that i soak in daily. Apparently, I'm notorious for "knowing everything."

....and food.....so much food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I could be at my friends house playing one of the many board games I have or watching some ridiculously obscure pretentious movie or bullshiting at a diner for hours with my friends talking about how shitty/awesome the latest Adam Sandler movie was or updating tiny bits of my OKCupid profile.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't really have anything private since I'm basically an open book.

But I'll admit that I wear jeans a lot because I don't bother to ever wear matching socks.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I seem interesting or if you're just bored. I like talking to people.