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platapus_rex

45 M Menlo Park, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:29am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly), C++ (Okay), LISP (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm developing an interest in rock climbing. If you're looking for a rock climbing partner. Please don't even read the rest of this profile, just go ahead and message me now.

I've been sailing since I was ten including sailing camps as a kid and racing in college. I don't own a boat. If you are looking for crew, please don't even read the rest of this profile, just go ahead and message me now.

I am laid back and intense at the same time. Smart and opinionated but I try not to be pushy. I think I am really open minded. I have lived overseas and seen a bit of the world. I can be a couch potato, but if you have something better to do I'll gladly get up. Rabid hockey player. Love the beach and the ocean. Completely self sufficient and I like it that way, but don't confuse me with Ted Kaczynski. Love dogs. Avid reader. I have an insatiable curiosity; I am passionate about learning and just about anything new is interesting. I like to expand my mind. I want to know how everything works and I love to take things apart. Lately I have been people watching more.

I am independent, self-confident, and brilliant
What I’m doing with my life
The usual, eat, sleep, work, wash rinse repeat ...
I’m really good at
Calculus, I know that's not really sexy, but well sometimes ya just gotta be honest.
The first things people usually notice about me
Once they get past the eye patch, the peg leg the dreadlocks the parrot on my shoulder and the oddly shaped triangular black hat there is absolutely nothing worth noting at all. Left shoulder of course, cause right shoulder would mean I am into water sports and that's just not so)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
There are so many great books how can you just choose one? I really enjoy the Doors when I am in the mood but for some reason the Nutcracker Suite also resonates with me. North by Northwest is just a classic of which I never get tired. A really nice breaded Dover sole is just sublime.
The six things I could never do without
I don't think I could do with out
1. My books,
2. My computer
3. My Hockey skates
4. My engineering graph paper
5. The ocean
6. Interesting things to think about.
7. Someone to kiss.
8. Rules to break.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How they get a whole ship in a little bottle, and why they would want to.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a very private person; I like to talk; I don't offer, but I'll answer anything. However, I will lay this little mind expanding doozy on you ... I eat my fries from smallest to largest and the laces on my hockey skates have to lay flat.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–65
  • Located anywhere
  • For casual sex
You should message me if
If you know beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are the girl for me. You should also message me if there isn't the faintest chance in hell that you are, but it would be fun knowing me anyway.

If you share an interest, have a question or just really want to make my day by saying "Hi!"

Please do!