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  • Ages 24–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Post grad
English, French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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The worst thing you'll find out about me is that I'm very indecisive when it comes to choosing what to eat off a menu.

From NYC. My accent only comes out when I'm very tired or very drunk.

Every now and then I'll pretend someone is chasing after me and I have to get in my car and start it really fast before peeling out. That basically says it all.

I dig tattoos but have none.
What I’m doing with my life
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As much as possible
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being incredibly mediocre at several instruments.

Banter. I pride myself on my banter.

Retaining useless historical facts and trivia that every so often I can pull out of my back pocket and nonchalantly throw into a conversation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually they hear my voice from across the room before even spotting me. It can carry.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies/TV: I will defend Gangs of New York until my death as the most underrated movie of all time, Ghostbusters, Trainspotting, The Exorcist, Bond, any Hitchcock/Grant collaboration, What About Bob, Casino, most anything with Michael Caine, Wet Hot American Summer, Poltergeist, Seinfeld, Curb, Mad Men, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Bates Motel, Walking Dead, Happy Endings.

Books: Anything by Vonnegut. Anything by Hitchens. A lot of 50s and 60s spy stuff, Bonfire of the Vanities, Sphere, It, Laughter in the Dark.

Music: Rolling Stones, Duran Duran, Elvis, Blur, The Killers, ELO Depeche Mode, INXS, Dean Martin, T-Rex, Jerry Lee Lews, Suede, Pulp, Oasis, ELO, The Kinks, Roxy Music, The Vaccines, new wave, new romantic, brit-pop, british invasion, etc, etc, etc...

Food: Japanese above all else. Though I'm currently living on the All-Sandwich diet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The First Wave station on Sirius
My glasses -- I'm rather blind
That 4th string on my ukulele that always snaps when I'm tuning
A convertible
A tall cup of coffee on a cloudy, chilly morning.
Brophy Brothers on a sunny day in Santa Barbara
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cutting off all my hair
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully pouring Jim Beam into a glass with a lot of ice somewhere.
You should message me if
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You're good at picking up sarcasm in typed form.