A self summary? Honestly I think people take these blog /self-advertisement things way to seriously. But, I believe a man can measure his value by the company he keeps. So based on that, I must be a smartass through and through, cause I can't count one friend of mine that isn't a smart ass of any kind. ... Shit if what I said is true, I must also be an asshole... I hope not. Anyway moving on, I love to laugh, and poke fun of things. Perhaps even too much, definitely too much, and on the verge of being inappropriate sometimes. But hey that’s just me, and probably the thing I like about me the most. Either way I get a kick out of life, and enjoy finding irony, not sure why but everyone has their "thing" I guess. Probably not the thing I should put on a “self-summary” for a dating site. But ehh whatever I really don't take this seriously anyways, I'm a firm believer that if I meet someone special I'll know right away. And not because I read a flipping "self-summary" about them, right? Oh course I am =P

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• GWARQueen

Well I joined the Marinecorp a few years ago. With every intention of serving my country. I'm a patriot, America rocks! Woot! Free world!! yeah okay sarcasm, but I really am a patriot. I plan on getting out thought when my contract expires and going to college, I'm tired of the overseas life and just want to come home. maybe even settle down if I met the right person. As the the rest of my life, well that's really asking a lot considering I haven't got there yet. Can you wait please...

Well I’m not “really” good at anything per say. In my own eyes I’m more of a jackofalltrades. I refuse to say words like dabble so I play around with different skills and learn them as I need them. Surprisingly enough I’ve learned a lot of useful skills, carpentry, plumbing, cement masonry, bitching, computers, baseball, martial arts, blaming other people for my mistakes, and other very useful life skills lol. But I have to say I'm not very good at basketball…I don’t know what it is, I just can’t grasp the concept of ball, dribble, shoot, hoop all at the same time. Really complicated stuff no but seriously I think I put it best in the begining. I’m just a jack of all trades. Their isn't a whole lot I can't do.

My shoes? How the fuck should I know? what kind of question is that anyway. I'm not a mind reader.

Okay this is the dork in me, AnneRice. post Armageddon movies/books, and well for food I think it's easier to say I what I won't eat. Which is Arabic food, americanized Arabic food.... Maybe, but the real thing... No sir, never again I don't care if I offend them. Their taste buds are retarded or something. that's that, as for anything else I'll at least try it if I haven't before.

Obviously money, but that's a practical answer I'm sure this question is in reference to more personal things.

So on a serious note my friends and family, and sex well That's only three, but sex is like worth two. My family is enough for like three people and my friends require extra attention half the time. So I may of only listed three, but I'm sure I'm up to 14 by now.... jk jk

Serious note, my friends my little brother and sis, they are the reason I draw breath and I'll tell you know the sun and moon rises and falls with those two =D becaue they are my world. Love them knuckleheads. I adore my car, even though I really want a corvette. My computer rocks! Couldn't go without facebook... think I've developed an addiction. uh oh. And beautiful woman =D

How one day I'll be rich and famous and have super powers =P. jk honestly I'm usually home sick and I think a lot about my family, my little brother and sis more than anything. Those two are the world to me, and I would gladly do anything to protect them. I take great pride in being not just a brother to them, but a mentor and a coach, and my favorite their friend.

Depends on who I'm with, I'm usually down for anything.

I like to dress up as Macho Man randy savage once a year , and Invade/raid drag shows in vegas with a box of slim jims as my weaponry....

OOOOH YEAAAH! Snap into a-

No completely kidding I've never done anything like that in my entire life, but now that I think about it... I think that would be a blast, better catch it on tape though so it can go on youtube. ;)

Looking for a relationship and fun.
I don't really much care if your black, white, asain, hispanic. I like all woman lol, but here is the deal breaker. I don't like plus sized woman, sorry if that puts you out.

ya know... considering I don't believe in this sort of self summary crap... I sure put a lot time into this. Guess you can add hypocrite in my personality awards right next to "less desiring of love.", Chris... Thanks wanker!