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plipu

19 / F / straight / Married

Middle River, Maryland

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Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other, Undeclared
Height
5' 3" (1.60m).
Body Type
Jacked
Looking For
New friends, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
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Education
Job
Income
Kids
Has 1 child
Pets
Dislikes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am flabby, awkward, and lame.

My Self-Summary

first off
i hate it when people ask. its simple, is there not a taken or married
option? is there a here for friends and long distance pen pals option?
you dont have to be single to be on here.
im here for the forums, and for random chatting. nothing more.
doesnt mean you have to skip over my profile completely, i make great conversations.

hi
im nicolette. i go by lettie, nigalette, niga, nig, nicofuckinlette, birdie, plipu.

i have an almost 3 yr old, aiden, cute as hell but a pain in the ass.

i am engaged to an asshole, thats ok coz i've tamed that asshole.

in my spare time i like to FB, MSPCE, OKCSF, HALOLZ, and make car jams.

i have only one biffy (best interesting friend for years) shes amazing, my other half, and one of the only girls i can stand. we both agree, we dont like bitches.

arizona green tea, teriyaki jerky, and nutter butters are love. i know im fat, no shit

my luck is the worst

i enjoy hilariousness like:
the mighty boosh's old gregg and the crack fox, charlie the unicorn, llamas with hats, hey ash whatcha playin, arby 'n' the cheif, baman piderman ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkRlhdEN-Ps)

What I’m doing with my life

trying to have one.

I’m really good at

making people laugh...at me.
gettin it on
giving advice
being there for people
tellin it like it is
making car jams
making light of a situation

being a complete faggot!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkUH6LENyow

The first things people usually notice about me

im short
im fat
i have a kid attached to my leg

The six things I could never do without

cigs, cell, meds, tea, grey's, my people

I spend a lot of time thinking about

how fucked up i am, how fucked up the world is, what it would be like to be someone else and somewhere else.

On a typical Friday night I am

watching grey's repeats
chasing THE DEMON

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

i brush my teeth in the shower
when i was 13 i would use a sharpie in place of eyeliner

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