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  • Ages 18-23
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Last online
Nov 8
My self-summary
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My instagram is Plong91 Hi I'm Patrick Long. I'm from New Bedford, MA. I'm pretty much down for anything. I'm funny and I'm a really good beatboxer. Please don't think I'm on here for sex because I'm not if it happens, get to know me first. Don't be a bitch to me and I won't be an asshole to you. And btw thank you for reading this far lol. Ok let's be honest. You're not gonna read this. Your going to look at my first picture, maybe look through them, and make your decision of swipe direction. If you actually read this, thanks for giving me a reason to type all of this.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm working at Empire Hyundai. I try to beatbox on the side as much as I can. What I really want to do is comedy. I'm trying to make a good stand up routine and hopefully get on Saturday Night Live. I also want to get in to voice acting.
I’m really good at
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Making people laugh, however you feel i can at least make you smile. I'm good at doing impressions and impersonations and funny voices. I am an awesome beatboxer. I love beatboxing and it is one of my life passions. I also like to sing. I also do singer impressions so please feel free to ask lol.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My blue eyes and blonde hair. This one's hard because no one really says anything about me when they first see me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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-Catcher In the Rye
-Captain Underpants

-8 Mile
-Forrest Gump
-The Departed
-American Beauty
-Peewees Big Adventure

-One Tree Hill
-The OC
(Yes I'm straight lol)
-Modern Family
-Eastbound & Down
-Impractical Jokers
-Boy Meets World
-Hey Arnold!
-How I Met Your Mother
-Chicago Fire
-Chicago PD
-I check local tv just to see if I'm on it but no luck so far lol

-Amy Winehouse (RIP)
-Kanye West
-Frank Ocean
-Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
-Justin Timberlake
-Anything I can dance sexually to
-Anything but country but if you like country ill listen to it lol
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Having some sort of money
Good TV
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I usually think about what I wanna do with my life. I would really love to be an actor or a musician. I wanna be on a television show.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Up to do anything. I just wait for someone to text me to see what's going on. Or I'm always down to just take it easy and hang out at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a strange addiction to One Tree Hill and I have the best dance to Pony by Ginuwine
You should message me if
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Your down for some fun, laughs, jokes, good times, I'n here to do anything you want just let me know!! ;) Don't be afraid to message me because I'm always down to meet new people.