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plsgo

21 F Gießen, Germany

My Details

Last Online
Aug 26
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Retired
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), German (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i'm an awful person
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
nothing
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
wasting away
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my shitty personality
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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i like kafka, nietzsche, bukowski, murakami, poe, irvine welsh, andrew vachss, dostoyevsky, tolstoy, gogol, gorky, nabokov. russian literature in general. some of my favourite books are franny and zooey, alice in wonderland, lolita, hamlet, the hunchback of notre-dame, the master & margarita, trainspotting, anything by kafka really. noir crime fiction is my guilty pleasure.

i listen to a lot of shitty music, but my taste is superior. tom waits, crywank, keaton henson, elliott smith, mewithoutyou, i hate myself, the magnetic fields, the mountain goats, vast, soap&skin, pixies, black flag, jawbreaker, the national, nick cave, peter blood, paul baribeau, the smiths, shearwater, loma prieta, carissa's wierd, american football. sad music and shitty folk punk & skramz.

tarantino, david lynch, werner herzog, lars von trier, jim jarmusch, stanley kubrick, bad horror movies, oldboy, antichrist, edward scissorhands, downloading nancy, let the right one in, pretty baby, pale blue moon, taxi driver, léon, the virgin suicides, no country for old men, coffee and cigarettes, blue velvet. i have terrible memory and forget half of the movies i see.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
books, music, escapism, authenticity, somewhere to go, knowing that the dreariness that is life will eventually come to an end
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
dying

why people are unable to see when i rate them 1 star
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sitting home alone
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i'm boring
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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after having said all that, it's very simple
i am alpha male power incarnate

this is a poem i made from messages people sent me on okcupid:

hello, why are you so awful?
Well, so am I.
Don't ever change.
love me?
We would pretend to like each other but secretly laugh at each other for being so pathetic.

I always wonder
when I see you
dangerously unstable individual
waste away
Are you into dom guys?

Hey Sweetie,
Please disregard
I suffer from
an affection erection. a heart-on
What kind of cruel god would put us in a situation like this?

I think I've never really been
why would I be?
Know what I mean?
I normally do not pose such questions, but I am in need of someone to
Remember

You should become my
miracle
We're bound to fail.
Failure and misery
How does it sound?

I know you've probably heard people tell you
you seem
worthless
in a way that appeals to me.
Because I know I'm too

I really don't care any more. I just want someone to
end my pathetic life.
I know I sound like someone who is desperate, but frankly, I am.
What's your best Emo joke?
i think i just cut myself