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plsleave

22 Frankfurt, Germany Woman

Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
May 19
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Retired
Income
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), German (Poorly), French (Poorly), Russian (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
poor thing
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i spend the majority of my days locked inside my room, if i want to spice things up a little i might hide in the closet for a few hours
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
my fake laughter is top notch
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
how distressed i am about people noticing me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
i like words that sound like music and songs that adequately accentuate my faint sobbing
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
brevity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how much i hate breathing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wijp4-3giNw
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wallowing in self-pity
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
dead inside

only despair turns me on
You should message me if
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you need someone to take to your grandma's funeral