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34 Palmdale, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 28
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm more of an amateur crastinator, really.

I am the very model of a single guy on OKC
I've dated in the outside world but haven't found the girl for me
I signed up for this website to meet up with women various
In hopes I find a cute one that thinks this profile's hilarious

I pride myself upon my wit, compassion and intelligence
I avoid complicating things; I prefer simple elegance
Though very analytical I prefer acting silly best
As aptly demonstrated here (and don't pretend you're not impressed)

You'll often find me cracking jokes and rarely find me serious
My favorite time of night is when it's so late you're delirious
And so in hopes of finding somebody with whom I'm meant to be
I am the very model of a single guy on OKC

Showtunes. Don't telltunes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for the government. We sent some guys on a pretty long trip back in the late sixties and apparently it's still kind of a big deal. If we both play our cards right one day I might be able to send you a "Wish You Were Here" postcard. From space. Have you ever dated a guy who sent you actual written correspondence from space?
This message brought to you by the U.S. Postal Service.

I can quote lines from the Matrix unironically. Mostly just the "I know kung fu" line. But knowing kung fu also means I can protect you from ninjas. You've never been attacked by ninjas, you say? Neither has anyone else, until the moment they're attacked by ninjas. Have you ever dated a guy that could save you from invisible assassins?
This message brought to you by ancient China.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you laugh. Which is perfect, because statistically you have written on your profile that you love to laugh. I can make that happen, and often. Have you ever dated a guy that enabled you to do something you love all the time?
You have a great sense of humor. Everybody says so.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been trying out a lot of new colognes lately, so the first thing people notice about me is that I smell good. However, since I try not to bathe myself in it, they usually only notice that first if I've somehow walked up behind them undetected. They sniff the air like a startled deer, and cautiously turn around. Surprise!
Sneaky sneaky!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The other night I made "wub wub wub wub wub wub" noises at my friend's dog. She barked at me and tried to gnaw on my face, so I think I can definitively say that German shepherds do not appreciate dubstep.

If I could see a movie written by Douglas Adams, starring the cast of Monty Python, with a soundtrack collaboration by Bad Religion and Paul Oakenfold at a sushi bar, well that would be just swell.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Green Mullets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do they make my dish soap smell like bubblegum, then act like it's MY fault when I have trust issues?

If our world was two-dimensional, would every tax be a flat tax?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drunk with power. Power is kind of a lightweight, though, so I usually have to drag it back home at the end of the night after it makes some poor decisions. Just great, power.
Great responsibility usually invites himself, but leaves early to go to bed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not sure I'll ever actually be over getting told to throw my hands up in the air.

Sometimes, when nobody is around, I talk to myself in a British accent. I am not from the United Kingdom.

I want to meet my future wife while volunteering at a soup kitchen. Then, when people ask how we met, I can say, "We found love in a homeless place."

I once looked up how to make a quesadilla on the internet because I figured it had to be more complicated than "put cheese inside tortilla, apply fire." It wasn't.
You should message me if
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You're a velociraptor. I have a thing for clever girls.