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25 Emeryville, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jan 6, 2014
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's start things off by saying I am not great at talking about myself. But I'll give it a go anyway.

I spend most of my time trying to do things that seem interesting to me. Art, reading, projects, movies, good tv, hanging out with my dog, making people laugh. Whatever seems interesting at the time is what I try to fill my head with.

I am on here because I don't really go out to bars or anything so I just don't meet new people too often. I would love to meet a girl who not only wants to experience my joys in life but always wants to share hers.

TL;DR : I'm nice, I'm pretty sure I'm funny, and I want to get to know you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a lot of creative ideas and projects that I am trying to focus on and hopefully one or two will become my main focus.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ehh... what I am not good at is writing about what I'm good at.
Here is what other people tell me:
- I am funny.
- I am observant.
- I am good at communicating with my dog through facial expressions. :)

I guess the more "eloquent" way of putting it is that I am good with people. I can empathize well and I notice small details.

Personal insight: I noticed while proof-reading that I didn't include anything about art or writing and that is telling because I often consider my output to be terrible, but that just makes it easier to show other people. If I am my own worst critic, then no one can say anything worse about it than me!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I guess people notice my eyes, but I am only basing that off of all the elderly women who tell me about them. At least I know I can always find a date at the senior center...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm expanding favorite to "I could read/watch/listen/eat that again and again".
Books: God Bless You Mr. Rosewater, House of Leaves, Survivor, Choke, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, Ender's Game, A Song of Ice and Fire series, more and more
Movies: Citizen Kane, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Annie Hall, Inside Man, Rango, Suburban Commando, There Will Be Blood, Inception, Indiana Jones, more and more
Shows: Louie, Parks & Rec, The Office, Community, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, New Girl, The IT Crowd, Better Off Ted, Game of Thrones, The Wire, Eastbound and Down, 30 Rock, Mythbusters, Portlandia, Arrested Development, more and more
Music: Tom Waits, Bob Dylan, The Kinks, M. Ward, Andrew Bird, MGMT, The Beatles, Sufjan Stevens, Wu-Tang Clan, A Tribe Called Quest, Radiohead, Belle and Sebastian, Buddy Holly, more and more
Food: Pumpkin Pie
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My dog, Walter. And I'm pretty sure he feels the same way about me.
2. My phone is always close to me, but usually I'm just reading on it.
3. Same reason why my iPad is almost always with me. Whenever I have a moment alone I will pull it out and start reading my book.
4. Sundays. I eat a healthy diet every day except Sunday. One day a week I eat whatever I want and it has become a really fun tradition. Plus Walter gets bacon on Sundays so he really likes it too!
5. The internet is my constant companion.
6. Close friends. I have only a few but they mean the world to me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Projects and ideas and Walter, mostly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes a quiet night watching a movie or reading a book is more than a great time for me. Other times a night out (or in) with friends is store for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The only thing I've ever wanted to do is be a father. I realize that isn't all that embarrassing but it feels like it is to me. But it is the truth. I don't want kids now or even soon but I definitely want them at some point in my life.
You should message me if
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you can forgive me for being bad at talking online. :)

If you are a kind, interesting, intelligent, and humorous lady then you should definitely message me.