I grew up on an island off the coast of Georgia, but I never had much of a southern accent or an affinity for incest or beastiality. So I guess I'm not really a hillbilly's hillbilly. At any rate, it felt like I was missing something, as though everyone in the world were somewhere else living life without me. Then I came to Brooklyn and figured out where they were.
In case you were wondering, I don't live in Williamsburg. Or Greenpoint. Not even Bushwick. Guess again.