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37 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I make things.
Paintings, music, videos, photos, etc.
Always have, always will.
Have a peek, if you wish...

I was southern for my formative 25 years.
I've been a Brooklynite for the past 12.
I grew up on an island off of Georgia.
I never had much of an accent or an affinity for incest.
So I guess I'm not really a hillbilly's hillbilly.

But what that means is you get a New Yorker who is slightly aggressive when he's biking, but opens doors for you and minds his P's and Q's. Sorta.

I like old objects.
I hate self-summaries.
You should probably just meet me and re-write this for me.
I blow at this crap.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Squandering it in pretty exquisite ways.

I've been freelancing for 10 years. I do:
illustration for fashion, film, whatever
fashion showroom/event installs
film scoring
art handling
a little bit of set design

And I'm performing live music again after a long hiatus of only writing and recording.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not being a dick, even though I sort of look like a dick.

Okay, sometimes I'm a dick.

But only when you want me to be a dick.

(I'm not really much of a dick.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The baby arm growing out of my mouth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Before you skip this, keep in mind that there could be one gem in here that sets your heart on fire. Or you find out that my taste spectacularly sucks. It's a win-win.

Coen Bros, Tim Burton, Michel Gondry, Wes Anderson, P.T. Anderson, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, John Hughes, Rob Reiner, Christopher Nolan, Ghostbusters, Back To The Future, Better Off Dead, Christine, Bellflower, Real Genius

Caveman, The Kills, Kurt Vile, The War On Drugs, Pinback, Radiohead, Elliot Smith, Andrew Bird, Danny Elfman, Jonathan Keevil, Azure Ray, Bob Dylan, Stones, Beatles, early Van Halen, early Guns 'n' Roses, early Jane's Addiction, Richard Thompson, The Melvins, anything Greg Dulli, Morphine, etc, etc, bur, bur, bur, who's reading anymore?

Bret Easton Ellis, Chuck Palahniuk, David Wong, Jon Krakauer, Paul Auster, Kurt Vonnegut, The Giving Tree.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sure. I tell you, you tell someone else, then the next thing you know, my arch-nemesis has me by the nuts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in motion.
at rest.
out with a friend.
in with a project.
fastening my buttocks to the saddle of a bike.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Gasoline smells fantastic.

But I always fight the urge to drink it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. want to get a drink or something after you've decided I'm not that creepy or mentally impaired or shirtless. have something interesting you'd like to discuss with me. have something banal you want to discuss with me. want to sit in awkward silence with me and stare at each other.

...hell if I know. I'm sure you have your reasons.


Just for the sake of clarification, in my heart I'm sort of looking for something that's going to last. Someone who's going to take care of me and let me take care of her. However, I'm open to the possibilities. If you want to be friends, great. If you want to have a good time, wonderful. If you want to collaborate, marvelous. As long as we can be respectful and adults about it, I think we're going to get along just fine.

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