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pma87

25 / M / Straight / Single

Jessup, Maryland

His Details

Last Online
Today – 2:43pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a lot of fun and spontaneous.

I once placed second in a week-long lawn bowling tournament.

I watch a lot of movies, so the more you've seen, the better we're going to get along.

I'm sort of a combination of Lloyd Dobler and Joel Barish.

I can hold a damn entertaining conversation.

I like variety; the more places or activities, the better.

If there's not a clear solution, I will MacGyver the hell out of something.

I'm loyal.

I cook almost every meal, every day.

I still have my collection of Pogs.

I really miss the days of not being in constant contact with everyone at moments notice. So occasionally I'll let the battery on my cell phone die for a few days and go off the grid.

I was the captain of my high school varsity baseball team.

I was born and raised in Northern California.

I don't drink soda. I don't eat fast food.

I work out 3-4 times a week.

What I'm looking for:
I'd like someone that's out of school, preferably. Someone who has their life on track or at least some goals. Someone that retains useless information. Someone that will come up with stupid theories. Someone that will inspire me to do something completely out of character to show my affection for her.
I guess I'm really just looking for someone who's weird complements my weird.
What I’m doing with my life
I work as an editor and camera operator for a small film company. I also make my own short films for festivals and competitions. I also direct, shoot and edit music videos on the side. I paint and write occasionally as well.
I’m really good at
My job, drinking beer, talking, sexual innuendo and listing things.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm hilarious, modest, and sarcastic... and usually in that order.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
When you are Engulfed in Flames
To Kill a Mockingbird
Dear Mr. Henshaw
Choke
Hamlet

Movies:
Favorite directors:
Frank Darabont, Wes Anderson, Edgar Wright, Akira Kurosawa, Martin Scorsese, Robert Altman, Terry Gilliam, Chan-wook Pak, Miranda July, Quinten Tarantino, Stanley Kubrick, David Fincher.
Writers:
Charlie Kaufman, Kevin Smith
Movies:
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Love Liza, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Shaun of the Dead, Fallen Angels, Primer, Harold and Maude, 8 1/2, Lost In Translation, The Shawshank Redemption, Oldboy, The Host (2006), Clerks, Children of Men, The Lookout, Jurassic Park, Big, (500) Days of Summer, Good Will Hunting, Wayne's World, A Goofy Movie, Demolition Man, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, A Clockwork Orange, Seven Samurai, The Long Goodbye, Annie Hall, Die Hard, The Sandlot… This list could literally go on forever. For-ev-ver...For-ev-ver...

TV:
The Wonder Years
Breaking Bad
Mad Men
The Walking Dead
Bored to Death
Louie
Spaced
The I.T. Crowd
The Mighty Boosh
Adventure Time
Regular Show
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
The Adventures of Pete and Pete
The Venture Bro's

Music:
Say Hi
Margot and the Nuclear So and So's
Band of Horses
Frightened Rabbit
Death Cab for Cutie
MGMT
Polaris
Beck
Wavves
Bell Biv Devoe
Hall and Oates
Tupac
Toad the Wet Sprocket

Food:
Whatever really, I cook a lot and I'm pretty health conscious so I'm good with most foods.
The six things I could never do without
Movies
Music
Adventure
Jokes
Traveling
Art
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Movies and beer.

Oddly enough, Scooby-Doo. The show is ridiculous and I've figured out a way to either end it or reboot it for a more mature children audience.

Also, I've come up with a theory about the amount of car accidents in relation to gas prices. It's something I came up with during one of my unbearably long commutes in traffic one day and may include a government conspiracy.

Last one; I've come up with an idea for a movie I'd like to make at some point. It's basically a court room drama based in the Dark Ages that's about a group of men deciding what to name everything, like oranges and carrots and the color orange. It's basically 12 Angry Men with more swords, witches, and plague.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out in Baltimore at a sports game or hanging out with friends at a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a series of about 10 videos of myself doing drunken movie reviews.

I have long eyelashes. When I was much much younger it annoyed me. So I would cut them with scissors.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
If you're interesting, if you can hold a conversation, if you get jokes, and if you like adventure.