I have two sons and they are number one in my life. I excel at balancing my career, fatherhood and my romantic life but I understand that it's a dealbreaker for many so I figured I'd spare many of you the arduous task of reading any further.
Still there?Okay, let's see...
This is where I am supposed to say how amazing I am and that I'm a world-traveler and how I know the proper use of homophones (A lot of women on here seem rather hung up on that. Why not throw in a thorough understanding of multiplication tables as well?). I am not sure what else I am expected to say here. Oh yeah, I always eat healthy and I'm like the Adonis of the Inland Empire and this => we're going to pretend that little space is the customary shirtless self portrait in the bathroom.
Okay. Now reality. I grew up bouncing between the Inland Empire and the OC. I am a recovering workaholic. I lived in Seattle for six years with a brief stay in Portland. I was a vegan for ten years but no longer. I rode a bull in a Mexican rodeo on a whim when I was 16 and on Kidquiz when I was in 6th grade. I almost have music playing during every waking minute. I am hard-working, loyal, stubborn, liberal, hyper-analytical, handy, mechanically and culinarily inclined, affectionate, passionate, kind, caring, giving, KICK ASS at meeting the parents but not looking like the "kicks ass at meeting the parents" type, suck at false humility and real arrogance but excel at real humility and false arrogance. I don't so much read as much as devour books. I have a great relationship with a lot of my family and have a HUGE extended family. I am energetic, wake early (like 6ish on days off) and go to bed late (1-2ish). I have never been involved with a morning person so I have finely honed my quiet as a churchmouse skills. I enjoy quiet time to unwind, occasionally enjoy loud and crowded bars, like hiking and camping, have tattoos, I love cooking and am damn good at it. I have a 9 yesr old Cocker Spaniel that I adopted, he's a tad dim-witted but he dotes on me.
I am on a dating website because I do not want to meet a gal in a bar and I got tired of waiting around in the produce section of the grocery store so I could reach for an apple at the same time as my soulmate like you see in the damn movies. Ideally I'd be reaching for a book at a bookstore at the same time as my soulmate but the Kindle, iPad and Nook kinda ruined that for all of us.