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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 35–52
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 13
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Happy enough with my lot but great company makes me happier
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
More than enough work and still not quite enough play.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not stating the blindingly obvious...

Employing the use of the Anglo-Saxon portion of the English language to it's most effective use.

Being contrary and understanding in equal measure.

Fairly embracing The Spanish iInquisition and maintaining an almost fanatical allegiance to
The Pope.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm nowhere near as orange as I appear to look in my photos on here.The permatan look really isn't a good one is it.

That it is possible for one person to be blessed with it all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Bram Stoker's Dracula, Apocalypse Now and Life of Brian,
Couldn't really care a jot about Musicals.
Partial to stand up comedy - particularly Jimmy Carr and Stuant Lee.
Anything from Radiohead through to Cocknbullkid and happily embracing the current "folk is the new rock" movement with a particular delight about Ben Howard.
Pretty much any culinary delight except beetroot as it's The Devil's Food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I-tunes, a playlist for every mood
American Hard Gums
Diet Coke, from a can not a bottle
Showering when ever the mood takes me
Crap gags
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Has anyone got any new cheese gags....

Is "if you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much space" a cool quote or pretentious trite crap?

Has anyone actually bothered reading this far?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Open to suggestions. Will consider pretty much anything as long the word karaoke isn't uttered.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't quite decide whether I am more addicted to Casualty or Holby City, (I am currently wavering towards Holby....)

Also, I have an irrational fear of foam, (the stuff in cheap pillows, not out of a can), and once threatened to sack someone for coming at me with one of those hideous foam hands that were all the rage back in the day.
You should message me if
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You've got this far and haven't come to the conclusion that I'm some kind of weirdo/freak/psycho/stalker/robot/cyborg/primate.

Unless any of the above float your boat of course.