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33 • Columbus, OH • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 20–42
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Jan 24
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
- Body Type
- Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
- Working on two-year college
- Less than $20,000
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Has dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently)
I actually live in Middle Tennessee, but I thought I'd put down somewhere else as my town on here because:
1. The people in my (small) hometown seriously look up people on dating sites and laugh at them. It is fucking pathetic.
2. I go with the David Cross mentality on the South in that there is a certain ignorance in the south that is more steadfast and true than in the rest of the U.S., and you see these girls with the pit bulls and the "I don't want no drama!" when I use my town as a basis to search from. Maybe I "want something foreign" or maybe my town really is just fucking miserable. I sense the latter.
So basically I'm trying to get myself together. I live with the parents. Yep, I do! I basically lost my mind at 18 from doing shrooms right before I left to become an exchange student. This with the culture shock of living in a new country really fucked up my mind (and health, I purposely ate a part of a mushroom out of my host families yard to see if it would mess me up and wasn't sure if it was poisonous or not, and tried to "will" my body not to die for about a month, then just completely "gave up" one night, and my kidnies and liver started spassing out as I lay in bed. I never went to a doctor because I was worried about getting caught. By the end of the year, I felt like I was going to die. Literally. I still have heart problems now and get exhausted real easily. But I still credit that year for saving my life. I don't think I would have learned my lesson if it hadn't happened like that.) So I went inward. And here I am. Still scared to leave home after all these years...
I work at a local family owned pharmacy, I clean the luncheonette there.
I see myself in the future writing or doing stand up, anything creative. Not sure if I could make a career out of it, but it would be fun even as a hobby. I'd like to get involved in the mental health field also.
And I can do impressions that are pretty funny.
Movies: Ordinary People, St. Elmo's Fire, Wet Hot American Summer, Hedwig and the Angry Inch.The Ice Storm, Terms of Endearment, Stand By Me, Howl's Moving Castle, Breaking Away, Peggy Sue Got Married. Pretty much anything that was on HBO when I was in my late teens that I could live vicariously through the characters and ignore my lack of a life lol.
I love to write but hardly have the patience to sit down and read a novel. If you see the irony in that statement it wasn't lost on me, ha! I am "anti-symbolism" in literature, I love surrealism, like "Desolation Row" by Bob Dylan, if everything I read was like that, I would have no trouble reading.
I don't watch tv because it is just horrible these days. But in the past I liked, The State, Mr. Show, The Wonder Years, Quantum Leap, Night Court, Cheers
And as a kid it was: Vultron, Jem, He-Man/She-ra, My Little Pony, GI Joe, Care Bears, and what list wouldn't be complete without some Kids Inc! Oh and Punky Brewster! Hell to the yeah!
And food, my palette is def more complex than steak and potato but if you put some kind of badass topping on that steak and make it a loaded baked potato? My palette complex not so much...
-God/ Jesus Christ/ my faith
Infant ant - Modest Mouse cover band (yes it is supposed to be a play on "infinite", as in the possibilities are infinite, limitless, and small and meek)
Wand - the 70's Jethro Tull/Uriah Heepish band that should have but never existed (note: another guy is going by this in Canada now, but I thought of it before he started using it. Not going to say I thought of it first, since who knows who thought of it first? All part of the 'collective unconscious' brah, all part of the collective unconscious...)
And my newest:
Knuckle - Kind of podunkish, small town, backwards, a bit gritty.
I can understand where Jessica Simpson would make the mistake on the "Chicken of the Sea", "Chicken by the Sea" thing, and felt bad for her when I watched that. Yeah I'm pretty sure I just admitted I'm somewhat of a dumb blonde of sorts:/. S'aight, I don't mind:).
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