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poemojo

24 M Kendall Park, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.67m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi! I'm David, Master Storyteller and Bard. I like classic rock and metal. I'm adept at web, graphic, and game design and can pretty much do anything with a PC. I love to create and watch animations, as well as read and write poetry and stories. Humor is very important to me, my tastes in which range from witty, to puns, to crude and politically incorrect.

I am unashamedly geeky, I play Table Top Role-Playing Games, read comic books, and am a huge Star Wars fan.

I want it all... I want everything this world has to offer and more. I'm looking for someone whom I can love with all my heart and who will love me back with all of theirs. One day I want to find myself with a beautiful house, and a beautiful wife and ask myself "How did I get here?"

If you want to know anything else, just ask.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently I'm getting my Bachelor's in Interactive Multimedia at TCNJ. I'd love to be a novelist for a living, but since that is largely predicated on luck I want to get a job in the video game industry doing animation (ultimately I want to make my own game series). I'm also currently entertaining the idea of opening a barcade.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh.
3D Animation.
Writing Poetry.
Not understanding half of what my coworkers say.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm the loudest person in the room at that moment, people don't usually notice me until I've lost my volume control.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies:
Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Bladerunner, Finding Nemo, Wreck-it Ralph, Aladdin, I Robot, Minority Report, Everything Tim Burton has Ever Done, The Princess Bride (haven't seen it in a while though), Spaceballs, The Alien Series, The Predator Series, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Most Anime and Animation, Most Sci-Fi and Fantasy.

Books:
Star Wars novels and Comics, A song of Ice and Fire, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Eragon (and the Inheritance Series), The Dragonlord Series (look it up, by Joanne Bertin), The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

TV:
Doctor Who, Stargate (SG-1 & Atlantis NOT Universe), Castle, Dexter, Chuck, The Borgias, Californication, True Blood, Knight Rider, Shameless, The Daily Show, Grimm, Bones, Spartacus, House, Star Wars: Clone Wars, Anything by Joss Whedon.

Music:
Anything but Rap and Country, mostly Rock, Heavy Metal, Nerdcore (Jonathan Coulton is great, and if you know Aurelio Voltaire is you're a guaranteed in.)
Specific Bands: Alestorm, Meshuggah, Clutch, Unearth, Priestess, Aurelio Voltaire, Jonathan Coulton, Rammstein, The Heavy (sorta), Asian Kung-Fu Generation, Crush 40, System of a Down, Slipknot, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Blue Oyster Cult, The Rolling Stones.
Currently I'm on quite the Jimi Hendrix kick

Food:
MAC AND CHEESE, Grilled Cheese, Pizza, Italian Food, Chinese Food, any really good Burger, Soups.

Video Games:
Star Wars: The Old Republic, KOTOR I/II, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, Smash Bros, Dungeon Siege, Guild Wars, Elder Scrolls, Fable.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My Friends
2) Humor
3) Love
4) My Computer
5) My Video Games
6) My Books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to improve my life.

Question Currently Keeping me up at night: What the fuck do they do to masochists in Hell?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working on personal Projects
Hanging Out
Relaxing
Playing The Old Republic
Playing XBox Live
Contemplating the Universe
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll happily watch Winnie the Pooh movies with anyone or by myself.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
My profile hasn't turned you off.

You agree that 4.21 is an obnoxiously arbitrary number.

You caught the song lyrics in my profile.