You, me, that guy over there with the funny mustache, Friskers the
cat, the waitress, Richardo, and everyone and everything else
...and wondering how it is that everyone on OkCupid is stunningly
attractive, artistic and accomplished. If this site is any
indication, my peers spend their week in the following way-
Monday: Work at awesome job that they love.
Tuesday: Go windsurfing, kayak back into town.
Wednesday: Build orphanage for African children, get lunch in
Paris, return to teach class in just-built orphanage.
Thursday: Go out and party with all 307 friends, take crazy cool
photos showing how fun they are. End evening with coffee and
serious conversation about meaningful topics with few close friends
that mean everything to them.
Friday: Climb Mt. Everest, get home in time to see favorite
Saturday: Volunteer for cause they feel super passionate about,
decry how superficial everyone else is. Teach dog to do awesome
trick. Practice Mandarin, Guitar, and Yoga.
Sunday: Spend morning taking more photos showing how super genuine
and attractive they are, possibly with fake mustache. See favorite
sports team, finish thesis on gender issues while sipping coffee on
Hawaiian beach. Update profile to say they only want a "real man".