Humans are such complex beings, and it's hard to be able to explain yourself in these stupid little boxes.

First of all, I'm Monique. Nice to meet you.

I like all sorts of things, for example music. I listen to mostly oldies and classic rock, but, as for most things I'm into, my tastes are eclectic. A little bit of everything, well, except for rap. I hate rap.

I'm a writer. Not professionally, of course, but that would be a pretty sweet job. For now, I stick to fan fiction. It's kind of nerdy, but I don't really care. I love it.

I'm really good in the spelling and grammar department. I also edit stories for people in my free time.

I'm pretty easily amused. It's pretty easy for me to find fun in anything. I love to color and go on spontaneous mini-adventures. I'd love to find a geocaching partner. I love plundering that booty.

I'm a passionate person. When I find something that I like, I stick to it.

Halloween is my favorite holiday. I love dressing up. Not the formal kind, although that's fun sometimes. I'm more of a casual dresser, though.

Pretty much anything is funny. I love to laugh, and do it often. My best friend can make me laugh more than anyone or anything in the world. That's a formal challenge, by the way.

I'm basically the clumsiest person on Earth. I can and will trip over anything, including my own feet. If I don't drop at least five things in one day, something's definitely wrong.

Well, that's me in a nutshell (help me!).

Oh, one more thing. Yes, I have a big ass. Who cares?

Trying to figure out what the hell I can do with a degree in Bridal Consulting.

Working. In a meat plant. Pretty bad-ass.

Kissing, being shy, the occasional witty comment, and kicking major zombie ass.

My eyes, my hair (I change it a lot), my awesome purse (I have a lot of those).

Books
The Bell Jar, Cell, Animal Farm, Stephenie Meyer's wonderful Twilight saga, Cheesy mystery novels.

Movies
Pulp Fiction, SLC Punk!, Beyond The Sea, The DOORS, Anchorman, Across the Universe, The Princess Bride, girly movies, Zombie movies.

Music
The Doors, Frank Sinatra, Bobby Darin, Janis Joplin, The Rolling Stones, Nirvana, The Beatles Led Zeppelin . . . A lot of random stuff.

Food
Chinese, Polish, Italian, Mexican. I make killer fajitas.

1. Music
2. A pencil and paper (or paint and canvas)
3. My dog
4. Point Premium Black Cherry Cream Soda (super yummy)
5. Laughter
6. Good music

Traveling. Adventures. Weird-ass dreams. A random song stuck in my head.

wondering why you need to know what I'm doing.

I seriously considered shaving my eyebrows after watching Pink Floyd's The Wall.

You're equally weird

You're not a psycho, molesting freak

You like to laugh

You're not a zombie and/or robot (because I'd totally have to kick your ass)

You want to =)