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poetic_hellion

24 F Redford, MI

I’m looking for

  • All who like bi women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:35pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love Jameson Irish Whiskey and good beer.

Music is awesome.

Body modification is pretty legit. I like tattoos and piercings a lot. No, seriously. A LOT.

I cuss like a fucking sailor. Actually, I'd probably make a sailor blush. I am okay with this. It does not make me any less intelligent. Just more open to the fact that words are words. FUCK is one of the most versatile words in the English language.

I'm agnostic (because I'm a pussy), but I have a strong interest in all religions and spiritualities.

I love art. Modern art and contemporary art are by far my favorite types, but I've taken quite a liking to renaissance art as well, such as da Vinci, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Van Eyck. Hint: ice-breaker.

I pretty much adore the urban lifestyle and I love big cities.

I have a really twisted sense of humor.

I like zombies. Being one, watching the movies, planning out my plan Z, etc. Also: I met the author of The Zombie Survival Guide.

I think everyone that wears glasses looks better with them than they do without. Even myself.

I used to use Linux. I still really enjoy it from time to time.

I am sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Official graduate of Wayne State. I graduated with my BA in psychology.

And I minored in French, because i'm an idiot.

Barista life. Local indie coffee shop you've definitely heard of.

I work out. So, to answer your stupid meme: yeah, bro. I do lift. Cardio is alright, but I'd rather be lifting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh with my facial expressions;

Sleeping;

Kissing everyone I know, all the time;

Overthinking and underestimating things.

Dancing like a goth, lol.

Expressing my opinion.

Making coffee and lattes. I've worked with coffee for years, and I'm told pretty frequently that I make a mean coffee related beverage.

Giving massages.

I rock at euchre, pinochle and poker. Whether or not those are legitimate skills, I don't know.

I'd say I'm the reason for most of the friendships in my life. I excel at bringing people together.

"Looking at art."

Being totally awesome in the most rad way.- actual okc user!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
um... I'm loud.

I have an infectious laugh.

I'm child-sized... srsly, I'm short.

I'm hilarious.

Skull with pigtails on my upper left arm. French words on my chest. Totoro on my calf. I am actually pretty sure this really is the first thing people notice.

I wear obnoxious sunglasses.

and the fact that i'm a sexy ginger.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books; there are too many to even attempt to write down. ask. I really love Kurt Vonnegut and J.D. Salinger. I'm so hip. Really though, I love books. Though I've been particularly addicted to the Sookie Stackhouse series. Don't judge. Recently read includes Albert Camus's The Stranger, the House of Night series, Killing Yourself To Live by Chuck Klosterman and Guns, Drugs and Monsters. Suggestions for new reads are always accepted.

Movies; Black Dynamite, The Boondock Saints, Role Models, Goon, About A Boy, Party Monster, Superbad, Crash, Forrest Gump, Thank You For Smoking, My Neighbor Totoro, SLC Punk, Ghost World, Donnie Darko, The Secret Garden, The Birdcage, Underworld, Amelie, Blow, Pi, Spice World (JUDGE ME.), American Psycho, Fight Club, American History X, Sin City, Juno, anything French and plenty others-- ask.

Music; Aesthetic Perfection, Faderhead, Anberlin, Wednesday 13, Depeche Mode, Lindsey Stirling, Spice Girls, A Perfect Circle, Attila, Lucero, New Found Glory, The Sleep Sound, Mumford and Sons, New Order, Tool, MSTRKRFT, Florence and the Machine, Skrillex, Wolfsheim, Placebo, Dead Will Rise, The Psychedelic Furs, Tub Ring, Pendulum, DeadMau5, Lil Wayne, Foxy Shazam, Ani Difranco, VNV Nation, We Came as Romans, Whitechapel, Enter Shikari, Parkway Drive, A Day to Remember, Ladytron, Shiny Toy Guns, Goldfrapp, Stromkern, Charlie Slick, August Burns Red, Innerpartysystem, Imperative Reaction, Animosity, Combichrist, Children of Bodom, Crystal Castles, Icon of Coil, Rob Zombie, Motley Crue, Bright Eyes, And One, The Casualties, Kiss, Slayer, OT3P, Aqua, Bring Me the Horizon, Mindless Self Indulgence, Bad Religion, AntiProduct, Nine Inch Nails, Murderdolls, Anti-Flag, Marilyn Manson, Tegan and Sara, Fallen From the Sky, Aesop Rock, anything on the Pandora Electro station, anything with a heavy bass-drop and plenty others. this is just who I listen to most frequently. oh and Enya and Loreena McKennitt.

Shows; Doctor Who, Fringe, Suits, Archer, Sons of Anarchy, Mad Men, The Tudors, RU PAUL'S DRAG RACE, That '70s Show, The IT Crowd, True Blood, Being Human (UK ONLY), Criminal Minds, Wilfred, CSI, NCIS, anything witty and British.

Food; whatever. I prefer sushi, vegetables, fruit, hummus, bacon and cheese. I am totally a cheese "connoisseur." I really like grape juice. It's wonderful. Oreos and milk aren't too bad.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
food/water, shelter/safety, love/belongingness, self-esteem, self actualization, iPod

If you get the joke, I love you long time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
World domination.

Basically anything I've ever learned in school. I have an awesome long-term memory and the short-term memory of a gnat.

I think of art a lot in general (I just like it :) ); and music. Music is damn near always on my mind.

Crime. All the time. Criminals and serial killers fascinate me beyond anything.

Naked dudes. Mostly actors, musicians and people I'll never meet.. or maybe you. Yeah, you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at a local independent coffeeshop in Plymouth.

at shows/concerts.

at the club.

at a local diner.

at a theme party.

at a bonfire.

watching NCIS, CSI, CSI: New York, CSI: Miami, or Law and Order (all of them will do).

drunk on a speedbump.

asleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have the same birthday as Charles Manson. It explains a few things.

I quit goth. Particularly the clubbing aspect.

I speak French.

I trip going up the stairs.

I love being romanced. Buying me flowers is a surefire way to my heart. Writing me poetry will make me jump your bones.

I am a secret nerd. TREK OVER WARS for life! (except for Chewbacca. I love Chewbacca)

I have curves. If you don't like it, don't bother.

I think the art of drag is fascinating. I've always wanted a drag queen best friend.

I will hate you if you don't like to read. I'm serious. Reading is so much fun, and if you don't like it, you should probably not speak to me.

I LOVE beards and hand tattoos.
I also love guys that are at least eight inches taller than I am. More preferably, at least a foot taller.

And for the ladies: I love curves and short hair. Totally. Cute girls with amazing hair totally get me going.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you have a sick, preferably twisted sense of humor.

you've got an accent of any kind.

you are fluent in more than one language, especially French.

you are really into music. teach me something new. but don't be an elitist. I don't like elitists.

you are a musician.

you are intelligent. (I really like proper grammar, so please use it.)

you are into artsy shit, you are the artsy type, etc. I dig artists.

you are intrigued.

you currently have or have ever had dread locks or a mohawk.

you have a beard, are bald with chops, have ears stretched larger than 00 or are covered in awesome tattoos. Or are tall and not skinny plus one of those attributes.

Or if you have the androgynous thing going on. Definitely that.

you enjoy conversation with fiery red-heads.

you like grape juice almost as much as i do. which is quite a bit.

dead stuff fascinates you.

you've ever committed a particularly heinous crime and gotten away with it.

you actually read my entire profile and went "What the hell? Are you even real?"