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22 M Waterloo, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 7
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Summarized summary: I like sand castles, I wanna be a spaceman, lets get beers and talk deep shit. Then climb a tree or something!

Welp. I'm a fellow in Canada who is bopping around the country learning stuff and meeting people. I enjoy long walks on the beach, but only to stretch my back after building sandcastles all day. I like cooking, but tend to fuck it up when I decide it's time to "let out my inner Chef Gousteau". I preface every sentence with "I". The personality chart says essentially there isn't an ounce of purity left in me. I would say that morals are relative and leave it at that.

I want to be an astronaut. That is my one lofty ass goal I've held onto. Always figured it's good to keep something just sitting there on the horizon, waiting, judging, like "the fuck you doing, you have astronauting to do". Or something.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, I would probably be the guy who tries to kill you for your ammo, but then we fight to a stalemate and eventually start making out and shooting zombies over each others shoulders. Think that scene in Mr and Mrs. Smith, except with less yellow glasses. Seriously, what were the directors thinking? Wait, where were we? Oh yes. No, I'd be the guy to look outside, see zombies and be all "welp"

Despite what my personality results may say, I totally value my artsy side. Those results can suck my 2nd place in the Grand Beach Sand Sculpting contest! Got in a newspaper and everything! Sure, it was a variety piece in a sunday press and I ted for 2nd in a 3 person competition, but I got a wicked sunburn doing it! It hurt!

I'm from the countryside, so nothing makes me happier than sitting around a nice fire under the stars. That's my ideal evening, preferably snuggled up in some sort of makeshift couch (or actual couch, if possible) making smores and such. The sound of the wind rustling through the leaves in the night. A moonlit beach at a lake with gently lapping waves. The crunch of gravel on a deserted road, the ripple of long grass in a long-abandoned field.

Oh, as a specific point, if you lose my number and I text you and you're all "oh gosh dearie me I've lost my contacts who is this again"? You're not getting off easy. I ask riddles. They rhyme. You better brush up on this stuff, cause you're going to be assaulted by the fucking quizmaster.
What I’m doing with my life
Jesus, how can I be ordinary today. I'm confused about my life? I'm trying to figure things out? Yeah that's all well and true. Let's get right down to the narcissistic core that's really there. I want great things. I want to be the next Elon Musk launching shit to Mars. I want to be Richard Brandson, doing whatever the hell cool shit he's doing now.

But what am I doing now with my life? Well I'm finishing up my Engineering degree, almost there now. After I'm done that, I'm going to spend 2 months on the beach making sand castles and being a hippie before being a productive member of society and rejoining the grind.

I'm trying to learn how to draw as well, I like webcomics and maybe someday they can like me too.
I’m really good at
I'm pretty decent at making sand castles and easter eggs. I like to think I'm okay at math and arguing. I love playing devils advocate for pretty much anything. Like to think I'm good at being open. Try everything once, so to speak. Course everyone's got their lines, but I like to think mine as dashed rather than solid.

I'm good at not being offended or creeped out. I like to go with the flow, regardless of how abrasive it might be.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have had too many people tell me I look exactly like someone else they know.

I once carried a ladies cart from the middle of the grocery aisle the the side of the aisle because everyone was lined up in both directions and because this is Canada of course no one dared make a peep to this very inconsiderate lady. So I moved it and also did not make a peep. She probably thought I was rude or something. Don't think that qualifies as "usual" though. Or I hope not.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Well I do enjoy me a good Micheal Crichton book now and again.
Movies? I enjoy pretty much everything but I'm not a fan of horror movies. Scott Pilgrim and Contact are my favourites, and superhero movies are the best too. Star Wars, Not Another Teen Movie, Spirited Away, blah blah blah

I just finished watching Sherlock in terms of TV shows. Romping good time. The Newsroom is another show that rustles my jimmies. I enjoy some Always Sunny, too

I'm not the most picky in terms of music, but I despise screamo death bullshit. Not compromising on that.

Food? Love it. Cook it, eat it, find it, whatever. Love asian food, traditional european food, african food, whatever. Not a fan of mushrooms in general or pineapple on pizza. Fruit on pizza? Come on. Tomatoes don't count.
The six things I could never do without
My laptop. My best friend forever.
Milk. I drink wanton amounts of it.
My red shoes. My sneaks are kickass
Random philisophical discussions about bullshit but get really heated 'cause you just can't be wrong
People who want to participate in the above
clothing? shelter? nutrition? this question seems to beg superficial answers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The world and the craziness going on in it. My co-workers don't share my zeal for following world politics. I think about what it means to be me and usually fail at defining anything useful. I think about what I want to do with life and wondering if where I'm going matches up with that. I think about my friends and where they've gone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hell, I never want to have a "typical" friday night. Oh yes, every friday I go drinking with me buds down at the pool hall. We play billiards and binge drink til our livers explode. Better? No? I stay in every friday night, making angry posts online and muttering about my roommates bullshit. Still no good? To hell with this question.

Oh but I do enjoy tea and playing games too.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to? I'm a chatty fellow. I'll go rock climbing with you, totally.

If you thought that I was maybe an okay guy maybe you and I could chat? Would that be okay? I mean, you read this far already.