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23 M Grand Beach, Manitoba, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:31pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Summarized summary: I like sand castles, I wanna be a spaceman, lets get beers and talk deep shit.

Welp. I'm a fellow in Canada who is bopping around the country learning stuff and meeting people. I enjoy long walks on the beach, but only to stretch my back after building sandcastles all day. I like cooking, but tend to fuck it up when I decide it's time to "let out my inner Chef Gousteau". I preface every sentence with "I". The personality chart says essentially there isn't an ounce of purity left in me. I would say that morals are relative and leave it at that.

I want to be an astronaut. That is my one lofty ass goal I've held onto. Always figured it's good to keep something just sitting there on the horizon, waiting, judging, like "the fuck you doing, you have astronauting to do". Or something.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, I would probably be the guy who tries to kill you for your ammo, but then we fight to a stalemate and eventually start making out and shooting zombies over each others shoulders. Think that scene in Mr and Mrs. Smith, except with less yellow glasses. Seriously, what were the directors thinking? Wait, where were we? Oh yes. No, I'd be the guy to look outside, see zombies and be all "welp"

Despite what my personality results may say, I totally value my artsy side. Those results can suck my 2nd place in the Grand Beach Sand Sculpting contest! Got in a newspaper and everything! Sure, it was a variety piece in a sunday press and I ted for 2nd in a 3 person competition, but I got a wicked sunburn doing it! It hurt!

I'm from the countryside, so nothing makes me happier than sitting around a nice fire under the stars. That's my ideal evening, preferably snuggled up in some sort of makeshift couch (or actual couch, if possible) making smores and such. The sound of the wind rustling through the leaves in the night. A moonlit beach at a lake with gently lapping waves. The crunch of gravel on a deserted road, the ripple of long grass in a long-abandoned field.
What I’m doing with my life
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Jesus, how can I be ordinary today. I'm confused about my life? I'm trying to figure things out? Yeah that's all well and true. Let's get right down to the narcissistic core that's really there. I want great things. I want to be the next Elon Musk launching shit to Mars. I want to be Richard Brandson, doing whatever the hell cool shit he's doing now.

But what am I doing now with my life? I went out and got myself a fancy engineering degree, so that's something I guess. I wanted to see if traveling would change me or something, so I went to Vietnam and drove a motorbike up the coast. Nearly died a few times, but I didn't really get any epiphanies or anything. Mostly just a hardened liver and a keen mistrust of shopkeepers.

These days, I'm chillin at the beach honing my carving skills for the competition coming up in august. Randy is going down this year!

I'm trying to learn how to draw as well, I like webcomics and maybe someday they can like me too. Mine are totally shitty. Please read them.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty decent at making sand castles and easter eggs. I like to think I'm okay at math and building things. I love playing devils advocate for pretty much anything. Like to think I'm good at being open. Try everything once, so to speak. Course everyone's got their lines, but I like to think mine as dashed rather than solid.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have had too many people tell me I look exactly like someone else they know.

I once carried a ladies cart from the middle of the grocery aisle the the side of the aisle because everyone was lined up in both directions and because this is Canada of course no one dared make a peep to this very inconsiderate lady. So I moved it and also did not make a peep. She probably thought I was rude or something. Don't think that qualifies as "usual" though. Or I hope not.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Well I do enjoy me a good Micheal Crichton book now and again. If you've read the tome titled "House of Leaves", please please message me. I need someone to talk to about it. Never has a selection of letters written by an author in the guise of an insane mother writing to her troubled (and possibly fictional but nonetheless only) son over the course of several heartbreaking years brought me to tears more. God damn and its only one appendix to this impenetrable stack of pure lunacy and dread. My god.

I also like to read the news.

Movies? I enjoy pretty much everything but I'm not a fan of horror movies. Scott Pilgrim and Contact are my favourites, and superhero movies are the best too. Star Wars, Not Another Teen Movie, Spirited Away, blah blah blah if you want a... Different movie, go watch " Worlds Greatest Dad". Hell, go watch anything Robin Williams has made in the last ten years. I swear that man is fucked up.

I just finished watching Sherlock in terms of TV shows. Romping good time. The Newsroom is another show that rustles my jimmies. I enjoy some Always Sunny, too

In terms of music, my favourite songs are as follows:
Nine In the Afternoon by ??? Who the fuck someone look it up
Adam's Song by Blink 182 (Actually quite a positive song)
Lovers in a Dangerous Time by the BNL
Pinch Me by the BNL
Float On by Modest Mouse
Human by Ellie Goulding
Tom Sawyer by Rush

Aside from the first, this list should show that the specific genre isn't really the key, the songs I love the most are the ones that tell a story of some kind. On the other hand, if I'm out for a rip, or just plain fucked on something, maybe the following:

Hocus pocus by god damn it who did this one
Free Bird by the ol lyn skyn (right?)
Home for a Rest by Best from the West

Food? Love it. Cook it, eat it, find it, whatever. Love asian food, traditional european food, african food, whatever. Not a fan of mushrooms in general or pineapple on pizza. Fruit on pizza? Come on. Tomatoes don't count.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My laptop. My best friend forever.
Milk. I drink wanton amounts of it.
My red shoes. My sneaks are kickass
Random philisophical discussions about bullshit but get really heated 'cause you just can't be wrong
People who want to participate in the above
Those long-ass freezies that you buy in boxes of like a thousand and forget about them in a giant chest freezer out in the garage and you find them a decade later and still cut the fuck out of the sides of your mouth. Good times.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The world and the craziness going on in it. My co-workers don't share my zeal for following world politics. I think about what it means to be me and usually fail at defining anything useful. I think about what I want to do with life and wondering if where I'm going matches up with that. I think about my friends and where they've gone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ooh ooh, probably out crab fishing in the Alaskan gulf or wrestling polar bears in the high arctic. Those bastards are so cocky, someone has to teach them a lesson!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I watched my little pony as high as a kite and I still didn't like it. I lost my brony card the next day. :(
You should message me if
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you want to? I'm a chatty fellow. I'll go rock climbing with you, totally.

If you thought that I was maybe an okay guy maybe you and I could chat? Would that be okay? I mean, you read this far already.