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poison_d

22 F Baltimore, MD

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Mar 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here goes nothin: aspiring artist/designer from Long Island, New York. Undergrad student at MICA, working on a BFA in Fiber. That means nothing to most people, but to me it means that I'm fucking around a little bit more until I get to reality, which is hopefully a few light years away.

I have three cats and four male roommates. Yup, that's right.

I also volunteer at a homeless shelter teaching art classes ~~*sexy*~~ and I have a job. I'm a busy woman, so, there's that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i'm on an open road
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Avoiding things
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my crazy awful laugh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
i don't read
i don't watch
i don't listen
but i most certainly eat
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
steak
bubblegum
booze
$$$$$
free expression
good company
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the future~~** zzZZzzz
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at an indie rock show in a stinky warehouse,
Drinking on my porch with my bffsz,
Attending lame mica parties,
Throwing killer mica parties,
Running past bouncers at bars,
Etc
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I have an OK Cupid page.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you have a beard.

You should not message me, however, if you're just going to say, "hey" "whatsup" "u seEm kool" or "you're hot". I'm much more likely to answer you if you seem certifiably insane.