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poisonwoodbible

22 Chicago, IL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Aug 17
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm queer (I don't really like using a bisexual or strictly 'female' label but it's the closest thing OKC has I guess). Most of the information I'd want you to know at first glance is already on here, well, that and I'm terrible at talking about myself. If for some reason you find my lack of insightful personal details interesting, feel free to leave a message.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just graduated from college in Honolulu with my bachelor's degree in criminology. I just moved to Chicago to pursue my PhD and I'd love to make friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'd like to think I'm good at math and science, and many people have said I'm a fantastic cook and that I'm a fair singer. You can always find out for yourself if you'd like.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My complete lack of social skills coupled with a strong tendency toward sarcasm. And for some reason my butt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't really watch much TV or many movies in all honesty. I've started getting into Orange is the New Black and I love Law and Order SVU but during the school year I don't usually have time to watch anything. I have a wide spectrum of interests in music (my iPod has everything from bachata to B.B. King to Broadway to Nicki Minaj), and my favorite food is of the free variety, though I have a self-described psychological allergy to seafood and I stick to a meat free diet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm assuming that necessities for human life (air, water, shelter, etc.) are covered.

1. My camera--I have been a Nikon user for nine years, and while I'm constantly learning and changing my style I have been fortunate enough to shoot a few weddings and graduations. I prefer being behind the lens rather than in front of it.

2. Internet--I'm a twentysomething living in the 21st century. Realistically I'd have a hard time without connectivity.

3. My brain, and not just in the obvious "need brain function to live" way--Call me pretentious or precocious or whatever you may like, I have a good head on my shoulders and I have no idea how I'd live without it.

4. Solid relationships--Humans are social creatures. I love my friends dearly and I'm lucky to have a strong support system from them.

5. Wanderlust--I love to explore (as evidenced by my moves from MN to HI to Chicago). How else am I going to immerse myself into the world without an innate need to travel?

6. Potatoes--I once read that a person could have a nutritionally complete diet eating only potatoes. Whether or not that's true I don't know, but I love spuds in any form and will love you if you cook them for me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pursuing my goals (!!!) I'm constantly in the process of evaluating my standpoints on feminism, misogyny, religion, and trans/non-binary issues, so that may crop up in conversation.

Sometimes I think about calculus and chemistry because I have a never-ending love affair with learning how the world works.

Also, the perfect hummus recipe. I make a delicious hummus.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Likely having friends over at my house for a drink and food.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once was kicked off of a bus for breaking a guy's nose.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You enjoy random, sometimes intellectual, potentially inappropriate conversations. Or if you have a good science and/or math pun. Please don't message me if you're just looking for sex or if you're going to be an ass, because I can and will verbally take you down. I'd love to get to know people before I move, so don't hesitate to say hi (: