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My self-summary
Batman is better than Superman

PC master race

I have no desire to hook up with random strangers

I have a fluffy orange cat, and I adore him.

I'm a die-hard Pokemon fan, and yes, I know what EV training is, and no, I don't think every generation past the first one is awful. In fact, Gen 5 is my favorite, so take your Gen-Wunning elsewhere.

Yes, those are my real eyes, they are not contacts. No, I don't look totally different in person, because I have had people instantly recognize me in person from my profile pictures. I'm not stick-thin, I am not trying to hide the fact that I am not stick-thin.

I have lots of friends, and I keep pretty busy, but I would like to find a connection with somebody. I'm not looking to rush into a relationship, because I believe that kind of intimacy rightfully takes time to develop. I'm also not looking to have my time or yours wasted, and I am looking at you, asshat that takes me on a "first date" which is just a guise to try and get laid the entire night. No, sir. Your trickery doesn't work on me. Do. Not. Waste. My. Time.

I'm not really friendly, and I have been called heartless on far too many occasions, simply because I am just not friendly or outwardly affectionate. I suppose I would connect best with somebody who can take a joke/criticism, without getting super offended by EVERYTHING.

People keep saying I am catfishing, please test my authenticity before jumping to this conclusion. XD
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
Metaphors, Spelling, Grammar, Typing, Pokémon Puzzle League, Computers, ARAMs, Psychology, Photography

Predicting how movies are going to end (Feel free to test this! I've never failed!)
The first things people usually notice about me
my eyes, everytime
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I had a dislike section but too many people kept thinking my dislikes were likes and it got very confusing.

Books: Divergent, Everworld, Fear Street, Harry Potter, Hunger
Games, I Am America And So Can You, The Tea Rose, Twilight, Zombie Autopsies, Zombie Survival Guide

Movies: A Knight's Tale, A Perfect Getaway, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Alien, Alien Resurrection, Anchorman, Austin Powers, Behind The Mask, The Book Of Eli, Braveheart, Carriers, The Cat Returns, Catching Fire, Chicago, Contagion, Crazy Stupid Love, Dark Knight, Dark Knight Rises, The Day After Tomorrow, Enchanted, Erin Brockovich, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Fifth Element, Fight Club, The Fourth Kind, Frozen, Hunger Games, In Time, The Incredibles, John Q, Juno, Jurassic Park, Kill Bill, The Matrix, Men In Tights, Mockingjay, Monsters VS. Aliens, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, The Mummy Returns, My Cousin Vinny, National Treasure, Nausicaa, No Strings Attached, Now You See Me, Perfume, Pirates Of The Caribbean, Pretty Woman, Princess Bride, Prometheus, Public Enemies, The Purge, Push, Repo: The Genetic Opera, Resident Evil, Role Models, Serenity, The Silence Of The Lambs, Spirited Away, Star Wars, Stepbrothers, Superbad, Taken, Tangled, V For Vendetta, Walk Hard, Wanted, Where The Heart Is, Yes Man

Shows: American Horror Story, Ancient Aliens, Angel, Archer, Arrested Development, Arrow, Awkward, Bates Motel, Better Off Ted, Bunheads, Californication, Camelot, Castle, Charmed, The Colbert Report, Community, Continuum, The Daily Show, Dexter, Dirt, Dollhouse, Eureka, Falling Skies, Family Guy, Firefly, Fruits Basket, Futurama, Game of Thrones, Glee, Gilmore Girls, Girls, The Good Wife, Gossip Girl, Haven, Hellcats, Homeland, Heroes, House, House Of Cards, Inuyasha, Jane By Design, Jericho, The Killing, Lost, Lost Girl, Mad Men, Merlin, Modern Family, Nashville, Once Upon A Time, Pokémon, Prison Break, Revenge, Revolution, Ringer, Scrubs, The Secret Circle, Secret Diary Of A Call Girl, Shameless, Sherlock, Smallville, South Park, Spartacus, Storage Wars, Suburgatory, Switched At Birth, True Blood, Two And A Half Men, V, The Vampire Diaries, Veronica Mars, Walking Dead, Weeds

Music: 3OH!3, A Change Of Pace, A Day To Remember, The Airborne Toxic Event, An Horse, Armor For Sleep, Blink 182, Brand New, Brandon Flowers, Bright Eyes, Cloud Cult, CKY, Coheed And Cambria, Crash Test Dummies, Cute Is What We Aim For, Digital Daggers, The Dresden Dolls, Emery, The Faint, Fight Like Apes, Fiona Apple, Foxy Shazam, The Fratellis, Frou Frou, Getter Jaani, Goo Goo Dolls, Guster, Hellogoodbye, Hollywood Undead, Hot Hot Heat, The Hush Sound, JamisonParker, The Jealous Sound, Jonathan Coulton, The Joy Formidable, The Juliana Theory, Kill Paradise, The Kooks, La Roux, Mae, Marina And The Diamonds, Meatloaf, Metric, Mindless Self Indulgence, My American Heart, My Chemical Romance, Nirvana, Our Lady Peace, Panic! At The Disco, Paramore, Pearl Jam, The Postal Service, Rise Against, The Rocket Summer, Saint Vincent, Saliva, Sarina Paris, Say Anything, Senses Fail, She Wants Revenge, Shiny Toy Guns, Sick Of Sarah, The Spill Canvas, Straylight Run, Streetlight Manifesto, Sugarcult, Taking Back Sunday, The Tea Party, Tegan & Sara, Three Days Grace, Tracy Chapman, Utada Hikaru, Vendetta Red, Walter Meego, Weezer, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Games: Bioshock, DDR, Devil May Cry, Donkey Kong, Dungeon Defenders, Earthworm Jim, Fallout 4, Forsaken World, Freddi Fish, GaiaOnline, Gex, Habbo Hotel, Harvest Moon, Highgrounds, Kingdom Hearts, League of Legends, Mario, Outlaws, Pacman, Pilotwings, Plants VS Zombies, Pogo, Pokémon, Project Zomboid, Puzzle Quest, Realm of the Mad God, Recettear, Road Rash, Rune Factory 2, RuneScape, Rusty Hearts, Sims, Terraria, Tetris Attack, Torchlight 2, Triple Town, Uniracers, World Of Warcraft, Zelda
The six things I could never do without
My team of Pokémon

My favorite is Volcarona
(If you can see the link, it's a pixel I made of it.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about

Apocalypse plans
On a typical Friday night I am
- Enlisting the aid of a renowned champion to help me engage war on my foes with a team of four other such champions.
- Scouring the suburbs for supplies to survive the zombie apocalypse. OH GOD IT'S A HORDE, GET THE SHOTGUN.
- Forcing myself to mingle in bars with my sister and enduring the not-so-valiant efforts to coax my panties from my flesh. (I take an odd sort of pleasure in the looks on their faces when I ask if they play video games, and they usually do not.)
- At a LAN party in my comfiest PJs for 12+ hours straight.
- Moderating my Twitch stream and questioning why people have so much time on their hands that they'd rather watch a nameless Twitch streamer than just play the games.
- Working at the best job ever, for GameWorks eSports.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I constantly have zombie apocalypse dreams. Like, almost nightly.

The word sweet is not an accurate descriptor of me, I've noticed people like to use it on here. I'm horrible at giving compliments and I swear too much.

I cannot dance. At all.

The concept of sushi terrifies me.

I've put far too much effort into this profile.

Please understand that I am severely shy on first dates. My ideal date is just drinking and video games somewhere quiet. I am also okay with group things because it takes attention/pressure off of me.
You should message me if
I uhhh..

If you still feel inclined after reading my profile, by all means, message me.