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polarbeartamer

26 M Houston, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:26am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Technology
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I like telling jokes.
What I’m doing with my life
Looking for new experiences.
I’m really good at
I record music from time to time. Not in a studio or anything like that. In a dumpster behind McDonald's banging my drum sticks on some big macs. You wouldn't believe it, but they have great percussion features.

Sometimes I go over my parents and listen to them.

I once built a telescope by hand grinding some glass. I like and work with computers on daily basis. Life and the universe facinatates me. I feel like I'm always one hilarious moment away from a great play on words or pun and must strive for it. I think its worth mentioning I have a dark sense of humor. My inspiration comes from Louis CK.
The first things people usually notice about me
Once upon a time there was a tiger named Bobby McKinley.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite song is a twenty minute sonnet of a violin playing only F#. A homeless guys dog wrote it. Fascinating stuff.
The six things I could never do without
hydrogen dioxide. towels. fluffy things. spiky thing. things that have weird square cutouts that confuse people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have emails that I have received that have files attached like pdfs or word documents.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are interested in learning more about me.