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polarbeartamer

27 Houston, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:39pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Technology
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I like telling jokes. I like to think I was raised well enough to be well adjusted to life and forming relationships.

I'm looking for someone quirky and funny.

Pros/Cons list of me:

Pros:
Not a stripper (maybe a con?)
Doesn't live with parents
Have a pretty nice job for awhile now. Money in da bank
Can play guitar and dabble in other instruments
I am not batman so no need to worry about me dying fighting crime

Cons:
Sometimes get stuck watching weird science videos on youtube for hours.
No self control around puppies
Tickleish
Not batman :(
What I’m doing with my life
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I enjoy writing music in my spare time. Visiting Austin regularly. Checking out a local band playing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sometimes I go over my parents and listen to them.

Life and the universe fascinates me. I feel like I'm always one hilarious moment away from a great play on words or pun that will make someone laugh so hard they pee a little. I think its worth mentioning I have a dark sense of humor. My inspiration comes from Louis CK.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"How did you get in my house!?!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music:
The National, Explosions In The Sky, El Ten Eleven, Now Now, CHVRCHES, Haim, Volcano Choir, Death Cab For Cutie, Bon Iver, Damien Rice, Phantogram, alt-J, Message To Bears, The Smiths, The Strokes, Kendrick Lamar, Ben Howard, Ratatat, Beach House, Iron & Wine, Band of Horses, William Fitzsimmons.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The meaning of life. How to better myself in any conceivable way. How to be a better friend, son, brother, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have emails that I have received that have files attached like pdfs or word documents.
You should message me if
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