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polarbeartamer

26 M Houston, TX

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Technology
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I like telling jokes.
What I’m doing with my life
Looking for new experiences.
I’m really good at
I record music from time to time. Not in a studio or anything like that. In a dumpster behind McDonald's banging my drum sticks on some big macs. You wouldn't believe it, but they have great percussion features.

Sometimes I go over my parents and listen to them.

I once built a telescope by hand grinding some glass. I like and work with computers on daily basis. Life and the universe facinatates me. I feel like I'm always one hilarious moment away from a great play on words or pun and must strive for it. I think its worth mentioning I have a dark sense of humor. My inspiration comes from Louis CK.
The first things people usually notice about me
Once upon a time there was a tiger named Bobby McKinley.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite song is a twenty minute sonnet of a violin playing only F#. A homeless guys dog wrote it. Fascinating stuff.
The six things I could never do without
hydrogen dioxide. towels. fluffy things. spiky thing. things that have weird square cutouts that confuse people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have emails that I have received that have files attached like pdfs or word documents.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are interested in learning more about me.