I'm looking for someone quirky and funny.
I work as a web developer full time. It's a career I'm glad to be in since I've been around the web since its inception.
This one time when I visited Hawaii we took a catamaran out to look at some scenery. It had about twenty people onboard of all ages. Anyways, we stop along this mountain lagoon looking section and get to jump in and snorkel. While I was swimming under the water chasing the fish I just screamed at them. There was just something about how they were unaware of the world and lumbering along slowly. I was like a predator and they were the prey. Everyone on the boat thought I was screaming "sharks" and rushed everyone out of the water in a panic. Fun times.
Not too long ago I visited New Orleans with some friends. It was really interesting. This suspicious looking fellow offered us a shoe shine which turned out quite crappy. He kept saying "You're paying for the lesson not the shoe shine!" while shining the shoes. Afterwards he demanded money from us. It was kind of intense. His words were that much clearer after forking over $10 dollars while being hostaged.
Pros/Cons list of me:
Not a stripper (maybe a con?)
Doesn't live with parents
Have a pretty nice job for awhile now. Money in da bank
Can play guitar and dabble in other instruments
I am not batman so no need to worry about me dying fighting crime
Sometimes get stuck watching weird science videos on youtube for hours.
No self control around puppies
Not batman :(