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polarbeartamer

26 Houston, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I like telling jokes. I like to think I was raised well enough to be well adjusted to life and forming relationships.

I'm looking for someone quirky and funny.

I work as a web developer full time. It's a career I'm glad to be in since I've been around the web since its inception.

This one time when I visited Hawaii we took a catamaran out to look at some scenery. It had about twenty people onboard of all ages. Anyways, we stop along this mountain lagoon looking section and get to jump in and snorkel. While I was swimming under the water chasing the fish I just screamed at them. There was just something about how they were unaware of the world and lumbering along slowly. I was like a predator and they were the prey. Everyone on the boat thought I was screaming "sharks" and rushed everyone out of the water in a panic. Fun times.

Not too long ago I visited New Orleans with some friends. It was really interesting. This suspicious looking fellow offered us a shoe shine which turned out quite crappy. He kept saying "You're paying for the lesson not the shoe shine!" while shining the shoes. Afterwards he demanded money from us. It was kind of intense. His words were that much clearer after forking over $10 dollars while being hostaged.

Pros/Cons list of me:

Pros:
Not a stripper (maybe a con?)
Doesn't live with parents
Have a pretty nice job for awhile now. Money in da bank
Can play guitar and dabble in other instruments
I am not batman so no need to worry about me dying fighting crime

Cons:
Sometimes get stuck watching weird science videos on youtube for hours.
No self control around puppies
Tickleish
Not batman :(
What I’m doing with my life
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I enjoy writing music in my spare time. Visiting Austin regularly. Checking out a local band playing.
I’m really good at
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Sometimes I go over my parents and listen to them.

I once built a telescope by hand grinding some glass. Life and the universe fascinates me. I feel like I'm always one hilarious moment away from a great play on words or pun and must strive for it. I think its worth mentioning I have a dark sense of humor. My inspiration comes from Louis CK.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Once upon a time there was a tiger named Bobby McKinley.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music:
The National, Explosions In The Sky, El Ten Eleven, Now Now, CHVRCHES, Haim, Volcano Choir, Death Cab For Cutie, Bon Iver, Damien Rice, Phantogram, alt-J, Message To Bears, The Smiths, The Strokes, Kendrick Lamar, Ben Howard, Ratatat, Beach House, Iron & Wine, Band of Horses, William Fitzsimmons.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The meaning of life. How to better myself in any conceivable way. How to be a better friend, son, brother, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have emails that I have received that have files attached like pdfs or word documents.
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