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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Used up
Atheism and it’s important
Has cats
English (Somewhat), Sanskrit (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an alligator.
I'm a mama-papa callin' for you.
I'm a space invader.
I'll be a rockin' rollin' bitch for you.

I will throttle you at Trivial Pursuit. And Jeopardy!
I steal Bibles from hotel rooms.
I can remember nearly every joke I've ever heard.
I have a ridiculous sense of smell.
I don't have a facebook.
ENFJ. I couldn't care less.
Logan Square is the new anal.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being ridiculous. I work for a kick-ass interweb company you may have heard of. No, it's not groupon. It's better. Because I get free foodz.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Always knowing which way North is.
Making people laugh.
The Reader crossword. RIP

Knowing what the kids are into. I have no clue what the fuck Downtown Abbey is, I only recently learned that the Hunger Games is a Battle Royale ripoff, and I have no idea why everyone cums in their pants over the Black Keys. I recall them being better when they were called the White Stripes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a tornado

My voice. I get compliments on it all the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Vonnegut. (I read about 25 books a year. The list of stuff I like is too damn long to bore you with).

Tarantino, Wes Anderson, Kubrick, Star Wars, Man on Wire, King of Kong, Cremaster, Life is Beautiful, The Professional, Away We Go, 8 1/2, Clockwork Orange, Se7en, Harold & Maude, The Fall, Marwencol (this movie will break your heart).

Walking Dead, Dexter, Arrested Development, Always Sunny, Archer, Twin Peaks

Bowie, Man or Astro-man, The Kills, New Pornos, The National, Pixies, Neutral Milk Hotel, Bjork, Radiohead, Arcade Fire, Band of Horses, MGMT, Mercury Rev, Guided by Voices, T-Rex, Magnetic Fields.


What do we want?
A cure for tourette's!
When do we want it?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My drums (and all other things music)
My bike
my hands
My glasses. I sometimes find myself walking around my apartment looking for them when I wake up. It sucks trying to find my glasses without my glasses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Serial Killers...

and the zombie apocalypse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making a ruckus.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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As a child I was convinced that the songs being played on the radio were being performed live at the radio station by each band. The disappointment when I discovered the truth was profound.

I like lady gaga.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You damn well please.
You'd like to join me for a midnight movie at Music Box.
You likewise wear or have an affinity for eyeglasses.
You have a favourite planet.
When startled, you are prone to exclaiming, "Great Ceasar's Ghost!"
You want to hold hands.
You want to go snowboarding.

And you don't describe yourself as "sassy."