I'm a mama-papa callin' for you.
I'm a space invader.
I'll be a rockin' rollin' bitch for you.
I will throttle you at Trivial Pursuit. And Jeopardy!
I steal Bibles from hotel rooms.
I can remember nearly every joke I've ever heard.
I have a ridiculous sense of smell.
I don't have a facebook.
ENFJ. I couldn't care less.
Logan Square is the new anal.
I'm currently in a monogamish relationship with http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Shnickie. We're pretty much a package deal if you want fun/games/antics. To the fellas who've made their way over here from her profile: if your profile pic is a shirtless selfie in front of a mirror, get lost ya douche-rifle.