I'm a mama-papa callin' for you.
I'm a space invader.
I'll be a rockin' rollin' bitch for you.
I will throttle you at Trivial Pursuit. And Jeopardy!
I steal Bibles from hotel rooms.
I can remember nearly every joke I've ever heard.
I have a ridiculous sense of smell.
I don't have a facebook.
ENFJ. I couldn't care less.
Logan Square is the new anal.
Making people laugh.
The Reader crossword. RIP
THINGS I SUCK AT:
Knowing what the kids are into. I have no clue what the fuck Downtown Abbey is, I only recently learned that the Hunger Games is a Battle Royale ripoff, and I have no idea why everyone cums in their pants over the Black Keys. I recall them being better when they were called the White Stripes.
My voice. I get compliments on it all the time.
Tarantino, Wes Anderson, Kubrick, Star Wars, Man on Wire, King of Kong, Cremaster, Life is Beautiful, The Professional, Away We Go, 8 1/2, Clockwork Orange, Se7en, Harold & Maude, The Fall, Marwencol (this movie will break your heart).
Walking Dead, GOT, Sense8, Arrested Development, Always Sunny, Archer, Twin Peaks
Bowie, Man or Astro-man, The Kills, New Pornos, The National, Pixies, Neutral Milk Hotel, Bjork, Radiohead, Big Star, Band of Horses, MGMT, Mercury Rev, Guided by Voices, T-Rex, Magnetic Fields.
What do we want?
A cure for tourette's!
When do we want it?
My glasses. I sometimes find myself walking around my apartment looking for them when I wake up. It sucks trying to find my glasses without my glasses.
and the zombie apocalypse.
I like lady gaga.
You'd like to join me for a midnight movie at Music Box.
You likewise wear or have an affinity for eyeglasses.
You have a favourite planet.
When startled, you are prone to exclaiming, "Great Ceasar's Ghost!"
You want to hold hands.
You want to go snowboarding.
And you don't describe yourself as "sassy."