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polaroid_geek

38 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Sanskrit (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm an alligator.
I'm a mama-papa callin' for you.
I'm a space invader.
I'll be a rockin' rollin' bitch for you.

I will throttle you at Trivial Pursuit. And Jeopardy!
I steal Bibles from hotel rooms.
I can remember nearly every joke I've ever heard.
I have a ridiculous sense of smell.
I don't have a facebook.
ENFJ. I couldn't care less.

I'm currently in a monogamish relationship with http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Shnickie. We're pretty much a package deal if you want fun/games/antics. To the fellas who've made their way over here from her profile: if your profile pic is a shirtless selfie in front of a mirror, get lost ya douche-rifle.
What I’m doing with my life
Being ridiculous. I work for a kick-ass interweb company you may have heard of. No, it's not groupon. It's better. Because I get free foodz.
I’m really good at
Always knowing which way North is.
Making people laugh.
The Reader crossword.

THINGS I SUCK AT:
Knowing what the kids are into. I have no clue what the fuck Downtown Abbey is, I only recently learned that the Hunger Games is a Battle Royale ripoff, and I have no idea why everyone cums in their pants over the Black Keys. I recall them being better when they were called the White Stripes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a tornado

My voice. I get compliments on it all the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Vonnegut. (I read about 25 books a year. The list of stuff I like is too damn long to bore you with).

Tarantino, Wes Anderson, Kubrick, Star Wars, Man on Wire, King of Kong, Cremaster, Life is Beautiful, The Professional, Away We Go, 8 1/2, Clockwork Orange, Se7en, Harold & Maude, The Fall, Marwencol (this movie will break your heart).

Walking Dead, Dexter, Arrested Development, Always Sunny, Archer, Twin Peaks

Bowie, Man or Astro-man, The Kills, New Pornos, The National, Pixies, Neutral Milk Hotel, Bjork, Radiohead, Arcade Fire, Band of Horses, MGMT, Mercury Rev, Guided by Voices, T-Rex, Magnetic Fields.

Sushi.

What do we want?
A cure for tourette's!
When do we want it?
Cunt!
The six things I could never do without
My drums (and all other things music)
coffee
My bike
sleep
laughter
my hands
Polaroids
My glasses. I sometimes find myself walking around my apartment looking for them when I wake up. It sucks trying to find my glasses without my glasses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Serial Killers...

and the zombie apocalypse.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
As a child I was convinced that the songs being played on the radio were being performed live at the radio station by each band. The disappointment when I discovered the truth was profound.

I like lady gaga.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You damn well please.
You'd like to join me for a midnight movie at Music Box.
You likewise wear or have an affinity for eyeglasses.
You have a favourite planet.
When startled, you are prone to exclaiming, "Great Ceasar's Ghost!"
You want to hold hands.
You want to go snowboarding.

And you don't describe yourself as "sassy."