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38 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:26pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Used up
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Has cats
English (Poorly), Sanskrit (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm an alligator.
I'm a mama-papa callin' for you.
I'm a space invader.
I'll be a rockin' rollin' bitch for you.

I will throttle you at Trivial Pursuit. And Jeopardy!
I steal Bibles from hotel rooms.
I can remember nearly every joke I've ever heard.
I have a ridiculous sense of smell.
I don't have a facebook.
ENFJ. I couldn't care less.
Logan Square is the new anal.

I'm currently in a monogamish relationship with We're pretty much a package deal if you want fun/games/antics. To the fellas who've made their way over here from her profile: if your profile pic is a shirtless selfie in front of a mirror, get lost ya douche-rifle.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being ridiculous. I work for a kick-ass interweb company you may have heard of. No, it's not groupon. It's better. Because I get free foodz.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Always knowing which way North is.
Making people laugh.
The Reader crossword. RIP

Knowing what the kids are into. I have no clue what the fuck Downtown Abbey is, I only recently learned that the Hunger Games is a Battle Royale ripoff, and I have no idea why everyone cums in their pants over the Black Keys. I recall them being better when they were called the White Stripes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a tornado

My voice. I get compliments on it all the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Vonnegut. (I read about 25 books a year. The list of stuff I like is too damn long to bore you with).

Tarantino, Wes Anderson, Kubrick, Star Wars, Man on Wire, King of Kong, Cremaster, Life is Beautiful, The Professional, Away We Go, 8 1/2, Clockwork Orange, Se7en, Harold & Maude, The Fall, Marwencol (this movie will break your heart).

Walking Dead, Dexter, Arrested Development, Always Sunny, Archer, Twin Peaks

Bowie, Man or Astro-man, The Kills, New Pornos, The National, Pixies, Neutral Milk Hotel, Bjork, Radiohead, Arcade Fire, Band of Horses, MGMT, Mercury Rev, Guided by Voices, T-Rex, Magnetic Fields.


What do we want?
A cure for tourette's!
When do we want it?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My drums (and all other things music)
My bike
my hands
My glasses. I sometimes find myself walking around my apartment looking for them when I wake up. It sucks trying to find my glasses without my glasses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Serial Killers...

and the zombie apocalypse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making a ruckus.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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As a child I was convinced that the songs being played on the radio were being performed live at the radio station by each band. The disappointment when I discovered the truth was profound.

I like lady gaga.
You should message me if
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You damn well please.
You'd like to join me for a midnight movie at Music Box.
You likewise wear or have an affinity for eyeglasses.
You have a favourite planet.
When startled, you are prone to exclaiming, "Great Ceasar's Ghost!"
You want to hold hands.
You want to go snowboarding.

And you don't describe yourself as "sassy."