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37 F Sheffield, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:49pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid
English, Italian

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My self-summary
Interested in everything, but mostly in people, humour, music and the arts, especially film. I love all things creative, 'doing' literature (both sides) singing, cooking, event mang'ing and making crafty stuff. My politics are very left and human centred, environmentally aware and firey. I think 'lol' should be banned, in fact I never laugh out loud anymore, I sold my out loud laughter to Danny Dyer for a tuppenny sweet, a Cola one, just to show how little I like it. I don't even like cola sweets. But I do like oxymorons, so it balances out. I also like etymology although, ironically, I don't know where the word 'etymology' comes from.
What I’m doing with my life
Creative stuff, baking, singing, performing, filming and writing, always writing, scribble scribble sigh and frown muttering.... I'm self employed so I'll do whatever I frickin' want, OK?... (I earn my honail sandwich of a living producing films).
I'm a singer in a band, postpunk funk n roll with a sarcy/gallows social wittyness- I don't write it though, I just front it, no real talent, just a big gob and a love of 'the work'.
I’m really good at
Self deprecation
Putting beads on strings
Putting things away
Making a mess
Solving problems
Creating problems
The first things people usually notice about me
is my giant warty nose and hairy back, my bowed legs, body odour and whiney, monotonous voice. That's before I relax and show them the real me, from then on it's all yellow teeth and stretch marks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A Touch of Evil, Ride Lonesome, La Havre, 2001, Blade Runner, Night of the Hunter, Choke and Survivor by Chuck Palaniuk, If nobody speaks of remarkable things, His Dark Materials, LOTR, The Lovely Bones, The Joke, The Spirit Level, P.G.Wodehouse, lots of books. Talking Heads, Odetta, JJCale, The Band, Lynrd Sknyrd, Al Wilson, Tom Waits, Manu Chao, Steely Dan, Little Feat, Miles Davis, Duke Ellington, Ella, Billie, Ella Mae Morse, Louis' Armstong and Prima, De la Soul, Robert Cray, Marylin Monroe, Stevie Wonder, Parliament, Funkadelic, Joy Division, Led Zep, Loads of music...Loads of food- if it can be eaten I will like it (not processed crap or fast food, generally, though) Breaking Bad, Stewert Lee, Fast Show, good drama, star trek, Documentaries, not reality TV...I like loads...
The six things I could never do without
Insulin, water, food, creativity, people whom I love, Tea:Earl Grey, Hot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
, running about, laughing about and prancing about the place.
On a typical Friday night I am
Taking down the bullshit sexist, racist, class-ist, homophobic patriarchal paradigm brick by brick with my hard-as-nails granny.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I don't know what the word 'erudite' means and that I can't be bothered to look it up.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
you can do so without breaking a sweat.