Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Ian and I live in moved to Chico CA to attend the MBA
program at Chico State. I am a man of few words, and have always
been amazed about how I can summarize my weekend in two sentences
when a friend takes almost 30 minutes to tell the same story.
I am also trying to get my profile up to 1000 words for the 100%
I am Humble, humorous, and intelligent
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I graduated from SDSU
in 2008 and and started the MBA
program at Chico State
in Fall of 2009. I have
no idea what I am going to do with an MBA, but I am hoping I will
figure it out within the next year. As far as work goes I have been
jumping through hoops trying to get an emergency credential so I
can be a substitute teacher. I am registered with at least 50
schools and I still only get called twice a week.
I have taken up training for triathlons
. There is a club in Chico
that recently started and It has really lit the fire. I also like
it because it gives me an excuse to wear a speedo
at the gym. The first actual
May 2010 and I got destroyed on the bike
. I did the Tin Man
in September and got 132. I
didn't get "destroyed" on the bike this time, but I still did
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening and giving advice, Too good in fact. All of my friends
just talk about their problems now, It is getting old.
I am also a master of "out of left field" comedy. I call it comedy,
but it is more awkward comments that have little to do with the
current situation and make even less sense. I have heard that it
works for me, but my friends can be assholes sometimes so who
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have an interesting sense of humor that people really don't
understand at first. It usually sounds like I am being insulting,
but I am always just kidding around. Sorry if I say something that
sounds offensive, it is just a joke, I promise.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: American Psycho
, East of Eden,
Metamorphosis, anything with a plot. Huge red flag if you like Jane
Austen; If I had an arch nemesis it would be that devil
I just recently started reading Chris More
and love everything he
Movies: Dogma, Who Framed Roger Rabit, Pulp Fiction, Donnie Darko
Gilmore. I don't really watch movies by myself, I view them as more
of a social thing.
Music: I like a lot of crap.
Food: I am the pickiest person on the planet. I like peperoni pizza
rice, beans. There is more, but you get the idea.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is an interesting question. I have actually attempted this
when I almost became homeless one summer. I need either video
games, movies, tv or books, but I am ok with just one of those. I
need social interaction, I don't feel like there is any point to
life if you don't interact with others. I also found that I always
missed my toothbrush
when I didn't have it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nonsense. I used to rack my brain about which guys are straight and
which guys are pretending, but I think I finally got over that. Now
I rack my brain about weather or not an MBA is actually going to
help or if it is only going to make things worse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spending time with friends. Usually people are at my place, but I
will hunt someone down if I have to
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was in marching band
for 10 years
You should message me if
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Major bonus points if a) you golf
, b) The word "beer
" doesn't make you cringe and c) you
like video games. Don't be discouraged if that doesn't apply to
you, it just means you don't get bonus points
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