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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jan 27
Middle Eastern
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Open relationship
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently), Farsi (Fluently), French (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an artsy-farsty kinda fool, I'm queer but generally fem-interested (boys, you'll need to impress me), and I love to do pretty much everything. I'm a try-it-once type person. I'm also a try-them-once type person (or twice or ten times or...).

That's actually the most important thing. I'm here because I heard its a cool way to meet other kinky, funky, weird-ass people looking for fun and interesting experiences. I'm pretty laidback as far as people go but I'm definitely not hoping to find the love(s?) of my life here. I just want to meet interesting people who love fun and will hopefully challenge me to grow more.

Please understand that doesn't only mean sex. I am honestly interested in making friends as well. Any relationships that might develop will be casual and low-commitment. Sorry.

So yeah, that's the basics. Keep reading if you care to.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Everything and nothing. Yeah, I don't know how to answer that question. Breathing. Let's go with that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Good is relative. I'm trying to be good at:
Community Organizing,
World saving,
World ending,
Street Art
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My suspenders. Yeah, I wear those. With pretty much everything. I once saw someone wearing suspenders made of belts and my life was never the same. Also, my energy. I have a load of it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Well damnit. I could go for awhile.

Books: The Alchemist, Steppenwolf, The Typewriter is Holy, Into The Wild, you'll have to ask me for more.
Movies: Into The Wild, Trainspotting, Apocalypse Now, Anchorman, Spaceballs, Y Tu Mama Tambien, La Scaphandre et La Papillon
Shows: Parks and Rec, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, The Newsroom.
Music: This one could take awhile. Just ask me about it.
Food: Same thing. There's just too much.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sex, Water, Books, sight, hearing, and walking
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Really? This is a question? How do you answer that? I don't know. Ok. How about brick and mortar? Winnebagos? Yeah, let's go with Winnebagos.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the midst of whatever I decided to do that night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You'd have to ask me, now wouldn't you?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're interested?

Also, if you can say more than "sup?" or "Hey hottie." I'm a sapiosexual slut and I need something more substantive.