Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
STOP! Before reading anything in my profile, read this handy and
informative list of things about me that usually send people
running for the hills. If you're not running for said hills by the
end of the list, then that means you're totally awesome.
-I am in a non-monogamous/polyamorous/open relationship with a
girl. We live together in New Haven. Yes, she knows I'm on here and
supports it fully.
-I have a website I run that deals exclusively with sex and
relationships. Therefore, sex and relationships are constantly on
my mind and I'll bring the topics up often. I have no qualms about
talking about anal fisting or whether or not so-and-so should get
divorced in a packed restaurant. In brief: my filter is constantly
set to "low".
-I want to have sex with everyone. "I only have eyes for you" is a
total crock of shit, so I'll be looking at, dating, and having sex
with different people all the time.
-Since moving to New Haven I sold my car and travel exclusively by
bicycle. I have access to a car but I don't like using it, so New
Haven is my exclusive stomping grounds and I only really leave when
I'm super excited about doing so.
- I don't drink or do drugs at all. And when I say that, I mean
I've never had a drink or done a recreational drug in my
Now that we've gotten that out of the way, here's a list of things
that make me TOTALLY awesome:
-I don't dish bullshit and I don't take it. I will answer any
question you ask and will tell you everything you want (or don't
want) to know.
-I am punctual, dependable, organized, and efficient. These are
probably my most underappreciated (and based on the dates I go on,
most unique) qualities.
-I'm funny and talkative. People can say some pretty damn negative
things about me and I'll admit it, but "boring" is just not ever
going to be one of them.
-I'm game for anything and have no judgment. If you want to go
kayaking down a mountain as our first date, I'm there. If you tell
me you like to be covered in peanut butter and bees for sexual
reasons, I'm going to say "Rock on!" Nothing scares me.
You've made it to the end of the list. Honestly, the rest of the
profile is now superfluous information...if you've read this far
and are interested just message me, or check out my profile more
than once and I'll message you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Running a sex website and doing the things that people who run sex
websites do, like write, have sex, be creative, and explain shit.
I'm getting better at baking...not quite "good" at it yet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm checking out the butt of every girl that walks by.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books I Love:
1984 (George Orwell), The God Delusion (Richard Dawkins), The Demon
Haunted World: Science As A Candle In The Dark (Carl Sagan), Bill
Hicks: Agent Of Evolution (Kevin Booth), The Giver (Lois
Books I Hate:
Anything by Ernest Hemingway.
Films I Love:
Leon, Donnie Darko, Quills, Secretary, Blue Velvet, Blade Runner,
Gattaca, Romeo Is Bleeding, Lord Of War, Raising Arizona, The
Abyss, A Clockwork Orange, 12 Monkeys, Wet Hot American Summer,
Drop Dead Gorgeous, Before Sunset/Before Sunrise, Jacob's Ladder,
The Whole Nine Yards
Films I Hate:
Avatar, anything involving Michael Bay or Jerry Bruckheimer, Me,
You, And Everyone We Know, (500) Days Of Summer.
Television I Love:
Battlestar Galactica, The State, Twin Peaks, Penn & Teller:
Bullshit!, The Adventures Of Pete & Pete, 30 Rock, The
Simpsons, Reno 911, Oz, Law And Order: SVU, The Young Ones, Cracker
Television I Hate:
Anything with a laugh track, anything on E! (aside from Talk Soup),
The Wire, anything resembling a high school talent show.
Music I Love:
Air, Alice In Chains, Aqualung, Bjork, The Black Crowes, The Blue
Nile, Bush, Cave In, Corinne Bailey Rae, Damien Rice, David Bowie,
Delta Spirit, Depeche Mode, The Dissociatives, Echo & The
Bunnymen, Enigma, Everything But the Girl, Faith No More, Fiction
Plane, Filter, Fiona Apple, Florence & The Machine,
Hooverphonic, Hum, Jane's Addiction, Kasabian, King Crimson, KT
Tunstall, Loreena McKennitt, Loudermilk, Michael Jackson, Mindless
Self Indulgence, Muse, Neil Young, Nine Inch Nails, Oasis, People
In Planes, A Perfect Circle, Peter Gabriel, Placebo, Portishead,
Prince, Sade, Seal, Silverchair, Slayer, The Smashing
Pumpkins, The Smiths, Soundgarden, Tears For Fears, Tori Amos, U2
(1980-1991), The Verve, The Who
Music I Hate:
Sublime, Pink Floyd, anything pop/punk, anything reggae, Van
Morrison, 99.9% of the bands Pitchfork gives good reviews to, 98%
of what NPR gives good reviews to.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex, pornography, human relationships, music, atheism/religion,
technology, films, violent crime.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with a wonderful lady.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...is that nothing about my life is really that private. Simple.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like what you read, you are sexually adventurous, you think you
are the shit, you think you are gorgeous, you like destruction.
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