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polyamoryman

31 M New Haven, CT

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
STOP! Before reading anything in my profile, read this handy and informative list of things about me that usually send people running for the hills. If you're not running for said hills by the end of the list, then that means you're totally awesome.

-I am in a non-monogamous/polyamorous/open relationship with a girl. We live together in New Haven. Yes, she knows I'm on here and supports it fully.

-I have a website I run that deals exclusively with sex and relationships. Therefore, sex and relationships are constantly on my mind and I'll bring the topics up often. I have no qualms about talking about anal fisting or whether or not so-and-so should get divorced in a packed restaurant. In brief: my filter is constantly set to "low".

-I want to have sex with everyone. "I only have eyes for you" is a total crock of shit, so I'll be looking at, dating, and having sex with different people all the time.

-Since moving to New Haven I sold my car and travel exclusively by bicycle. I have access to a car but I don't like using it, so New Haven is my exclusive stomping grounds and I only really leave when I'm super excited about doing so.

- I don't drink or do drugs at all. And when I say that, I mean I've never had a drink or done a recreational drug in my life.

Now that we've gotten that out of the way, here's a list of things that make me TOTALLY awesome:

-I don't dish bullshit and I don't take it. I will answer any question you ask and will tell you everything you want (or don't want) to know.

-I am punctual, dependable, organized, and efficient. These are probably my most underappreciated (and based on the dates I go on, most unique) qualities.

-I'm funny and talkative. People can say some pretty damn negative things about me and I'll admit it, but "boring" is just not ever going to be one of them.

-I'm game for anything and have no judgment. If you want to go kayaking down a mountain as our first date, I'm there. If you tell me you like to be covered in peanut butter and bees for sexual reasons, I'm going to say "Rock on!" Nothing scares me.

You've made it to the end of the list. Honestly, the rest of the profile is now superfluous information...if you've read this far and are interested just message me, or check out my profile more than once and I'll message you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I run a sex website.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Running a sex website and doing the things that people who run sex websites do, like write, have sex, be creative, and explain shit. I'm getting better at baking...not quite "good" at it yet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The hair. It's not even that crazy but for whatever reason it's immediately noticeable.

They also notice that I'm a total fucking jerk but am simultaneously incredibly endearing. I don't know, I just do that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books I Love:
1984 (George Orwell), The God Delusion (Richard Dawkins), The Demon Haunted World: Science As A Candle In The Dark (Carl Sagan), Bill Hicks: Agent Of Evolution (Kevin Booth), The Giver (Lois Lowry)


Books I Hate:
Anything by Ernest Hemingway.


Films I Love:
Leon, Donnie Darko, Quills, Secretary, Blue Velvet, Blade Runner, Gattaca, Romeo Is Bleeding, Lord Of War, Raising Arizona, The Abyss, A Clockwork Orange, 12 Monkeys, Wet Hot American Summer, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Before Sunset/Before Sunrise, Jacob's Ladder, The Whole Nine Yards


Films I Hate:
Avatar, anything involving Michael Bay or Jerry Bruckheimer, Me, You, And Everyone We Know, (500) Days Of Summer.


Television I Love:
Battlestar Galactica, The State, Twin Peaks, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, The Adventures Of Pete & Pete, 30 Rock, The Simpsons, Reno 911, Oz, Law And Order: SVU, The Young Ones, Cracker (UK)


Television I Hate:
Anything with a laugh track, anything on E! (aside from Talk Soup), The Wire, anything resembling a high school talent show.


Music I Love:
Air, Alice In Chains, Aqualung, Bjork, The Black Crowes, The Blue Nile, Bush, Cave In, Corinne Bailey Rae, Damien Rice, David Bowie, Delta Spirit, Depeche Mode, The Dissociatives, Echo & The Bunnymen, Enigma, Everything But the Girl, Faith No More, Fiction Plane, Filter, Fiona Apple, Florence & The Machine, Hooverphonic, Hum, Jane's Addiction, Kasabian, King Crimson, KT Tunstall, Loreena McKennitt, Loudermilk, Michael Jackson, Mindless Self Indulgence, Muse, Neil Young, Nine Inch Nails, Oasis, People In Planes, A Perfect Circle, Peter Gabriel, Placebo, Portishead, Prince, Sade, Seal, Silverchair, Slayer, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Smiths, Soundgarden, Tears For Fears, Tori Amos, U2 (1980-1991), The Verve, The Who


Music I Hate:
Sublime, Pink Floyd, anything pop/punk, anything reggae, Van Morrison, 99.9% of the bands Pitchfork gives good reviews to, 98% of what NPR gives good reviews to.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Girls
-Sex
-Chocolate
-Music
-Movies
-Battlestar Galactica
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex, pornography, human relationships, music, atheism/religion, technology, films, violent crime.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with a wonderful lady.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...is that nothing about my life is really that private. Simple.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like what you read, you are sexually adventurous, you think you are the shit, you think you are gorgeous, you like destruction.