Hi!

I have made kind of a third career writing personal ads for myself. So much that I have found what works and what doesn't. What works: "Rich Straight Millionaire Stud, 32 seeks...." What doesn't...everything else.

So now, this time, instead of flowery prose, or the standard fakery....and let's face it, how many personals are studded with lies....I'm going to lay it all out. Its gonna be a long one...and it will probably scare most of you away. But whoever is left...you may be the person I am looking for.

Let's get the prelims out of the way. I am 50. I live in the San Fernando Valley. I have never ever been married. I have no children or pets. At this point, I do not need or want either.

I have lived in Southern California since 1988. I live here because I love it here. With two possible exceptions, The Bay Area and Portland, Oregon, there is no finer spot on the planet. New Yawkahs can address hate mail to the link below.

I work for a market research firm as an interviewer and a data collector. I also am starting a new business online. That does not mean that I am Donald Trump. You might say I am the exact opposite. So that takes care of the gold diggers.

To to scare off everyone else.

I'm bi. That's right, I am a genuine, card-carrying, bisexual male. Oh, and I am polyamorous too! That means that I have the capacity to love more than one. Now that does not mean an orgy every night. In fact most of my night are spent very much alone.

I live in two worlds. One: a very conservative one. The other: highly liberal, especially when it comes to politics and sex. Its all I can do to balance the two.

I think Cindy Sheehan is a hero, Karl Rove a liar, and Ann Coulter is a fool. I love progressive radio and Heroes. I think people should read and vote. I think that the are of conversation has been lessened.

I don't like long walks on the beach, but sitting on the beach and watching the sunset with that spacial person is wonderful. I hate hip-hop/rap, very violent movies, and just about anything with Pauly Shore. I think that Bill Maher, Chris Rock, and George Carlin are geniuses. I think Dennis Miller is a genius who's lost his way.

I like to talk and make love for hours. Sometimes simultaneously. Nothing shocks me and and willing to try most anything twice.

And I'm a damn good kisser.

My Bloginality is INFP!!!

Well, right now, I am looking for a better paying position. Once I do that I can restart my business.

Kissing

Talking

Making Fried Chicken

The internet

Blogging

Exploring

My gut! Now, actually, my smile and my intellegence, or what passes for that.

(a)Rich Dad Poor Dad by Robert Kiyosaki, any sci-fi.

(b)the Apartment, the original Fail-Safe, Dr. Strangelove, The Incredibles, Blazing Saddles, Anything with Nina Hartley ;). I do want to see The Aristocrats and Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005).

(c)Old-Time Radio, Sinatra/Rat Pack, oldies.

Sex...though these days I'm learning to...
Non-Spicy Fried Chicken...though these days I may HAVE to...
The internet
My cell phone
California
(this space reserved for you!)

bisexuality, Heroes....enough that I am writing fan fiction based on the series, sexin all its flavors, the world and the mess we have mad of it, the world and the wonderful place we CAN make it...if we are willing to do what needs to be done.

Probably working.

...you'd have to ask....heh heh heh!!!

.....you are between 22 and 65 (race is open, but I tend to be attracted to blondes and redheads of ample physical gifts), not bad on the eyes, have a libido and a brain, know when to raise hell...and when not to, and if you are pretty much fearless, please let's communicate. I do need a picture so I know who I am talking to..we'll worry about phone numbers later. And yes, being bi and poly is a plus.....but not a requirement Being alive...truly alive..is a bigger one.