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polyjuiceprince

28 M Frankfort, KY

My Details

Last Online
Feb 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and wants more
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Disclaimer: I have a writer's soul, if you're not a fan of loooonnng detailed profiles, you probably won't like my loooonnng detailed messages either, you've been warned, prepare to read or bail out now!

I am an ageless soul who actually cares about age. I don't mean I'm judgemental or selective about someone else's age, I just tend to often wish I was younger around older people, and older around younger people, I find the dynamic and chemistry of generation gaps to be very unique, interesting, and deeply meaningful. I am told I am very mature, wise, and insightful for my age, but I am very youthful, energetic, fun, curious, and playful. I greatly enjoy the company of women and unlike most straight guys who merely lust after them, I genuinely love women, everything about them, and feel the most comfortable around them. I am highly affectionate, caring, a good listener, helpful, supportive, loving, snuggly, and dependable to my friends, and I hope to make many more here!

I am here to make online friends to have fun with and interesting conversations without concern of artificial boundaries. We may have platonic chats about our favorite things, we may have intensely erotic discussions, we may develop some form of love for each other, there are so many different types of ways to love someone, and it's naive to think you can only love one person. I don't have any expectations, intentions, or agendas when it comes to meeting people on here and chatting, I find life so much more fun and real on here if we just see where things take us. The sky is the limit on where our friendship may lead, I am always open to lifelong deep meanginful friendships, without labels, without expectations, limits, or boundaries except those we choose for ourselves.

I don't update my pictures constantly, because I rarely take any of myself anymore, but I do try to at least keep ones that still "look like me now". I do have those silly shirtless self-shot style pictures, but I'm not interviewing for Calvin Klein so I leave those off :-)

I have been in a long term relationship in the recent past and still carry some emotional baggage, I am clearing through it, but in the meantime I am NOT looking for another serious relationship. It wouldn't be fair to the other person until I've fully sorted out things from my past relationship. So please don't contact me with that as a goal.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have lots of goals and dreams for life, and will be happy if I can attain even a small handful of them. I don't worry myself over things I have little to no control over, nor do I try to change the world. I have my own ideas and opinions on just about everything but I don't try to press my own view on others.

I work for Amazon.com Fulfillment Center as an Inventory Control Quality Assurance associate (sounds way more fancy than it is). I work night shifts, typically Tuesday through Friday, 6PM to 4:30AM EST (just so you have an idea of when I am available). It is not my dream job, but it pays the bills and it's not a bad career for now.

Ultimately I aspire to be a fantasy writer, I have a lot of awesome ideas for a series of novels, I also have several one-off ideas for other genres, children's books, teen romance, sex advice, etc.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ending up on a totally different topic than where I started.
Being overly affectionate
Computer stuff (outside of the programming world that is)
Spending hours just chatting
Being an awesome friend.
Being an awesome listener.
Giving good advice (free therapy!)
I'm an extremely good writer, I just have motivation issues.
Being extremely compassionate, understanding, open minded, and easygoing.

I'm good at a lot of things really, but I'm not a braggart, so I'll let you figure out the rest for yourself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have very long hair for a guy, it's down past my shoulders, and it's blonde, outside of that I tend to have a kind of knowing smile, or as some call it "shit eating grin"... not sure what that means but it's their word, not mine. I also think I have very expressive eyes... well really the muscles around the eyes that make my brows do interesting dances.

I don't go into details much here because half the fun of chatting is finding out about your chat partner, so please ask me questions, ask me ANYTHING!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This is the hardest part to fill out, I won't list every single thing, but here's a few of my current favorites:

Books: The Wheel of Time, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter (I love fantasy novels)

Movies: The Lord of the Rings, Hugo, any pre-21st century War Epic (Patriot, Troy, Alexander, Gettysburg, Etc.), 8 days a week, Harry Potter, Matrix, The Clout Atlas, Bicentennial Man, Fire & Ice, The Princess Bride, I like movies adapted from videogames even though MOST of them suck, any Fantasy or Sci-fi movie that isn't horror based, any Disney movie

TV: I love anime, except for serialized shonen (the typical adult swim crap) or slice-of-life highschool dramas, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead (though I usually hate zombie themes), Breaking Bad, Rome

Music: classic rock, alt rock, heavy metal (IF it doesn't sound like the singer deep throated a mic), EDM, SOME Pop songs, Punk Rock, hard rock. Mostly anything except for most country and most hip-hop/rap

Food: I am a VERY picky eater, but I love pizza, steak, fish, jello, turkey, mac n cheese, spaghetti, ravioli, junk food in general, and no I'm not on any kind of diet.

Video Games: I know it didn't ask for videogames but because they are a huge part of my interests I figured I'd mention them. I'm generally not into heavy action games or first person shooters, I'm a huge retro-gamer and love turn-based RPGs, turn-based Strategy Games, Open World Sandbox RPGs, etc. I have a huge library of old classic and new games, just ask me about it if you want to know. I own a PS3, PS2, PSP, NDS, GBA (4 of them), Gaming PC, SNES, Genesis, NES, N64, and Gamecube.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love, whether it be true, romantic, sexual, platonic, familial, unrequited, puppy, I don't care, I just love LOVE

Computers, I'm not a cellphone type of guy, I hate micro portable gadgets that are impossible to type on without giving my fingers cramps, but I love my computer and all it enables me to do.

Family, I don't have a large family but I love everyone in it, though I very rarely talk about them with other people.

"Me" Time, I probably spend more time than most people just to myself, doing fun things, but I'm somewhat of an addict now, I love being alone with just me and one special friend and just having fun with no sense of pressure or commitment, just pure fun.

Games, I am not quite the hardcore gamer I used to be, but games keep me sane, keep me calm, keep me happy, while I enjoy movies, tv, books, comics, and all that, I really love games because of the degree of interaction I have over shaping the world and story.

Women in my life: Friends, Family, Lovers, Acquaintances, you name it, I find women beautiful and fascinating and they make life so much richer for those of us who love them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Women
Games
Movies
Music
Love
Technology
How dragons really work.

I could be more specific, but opted for broad answers, if any of these interest you as well, ask me more pointed questions to get more detailed answers :-)

Oh and OKC's matching system is waaay off, my personality profile doesn't fit me at all, I am extremely compassionate, and I am very confident, not arrogant.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well I work Friday nights, but on 'weekend nights' as it should have been referring to I generally am a homebody, staying home, watching movies, playing games, reading comics, listening to audiobooks, chatting online, just having a good time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a fear of being misunderstood. I have an INTJ (or possibly INTP) personality and tend to be difficult for others to read. I am extremely affectionate, but in person have a hard time expressing that the way I want.

I also love talking about sex, but that doesn't usually mean I want to have sex with you, I just enjoy the topic as it's one I've put extensive research into. Though in truth I've only ever had ONE sex partner in my whole life.

Oh and I actually READ profiles and think hard about whether or not me and you would be an awesome friend. I care more about personality than similar interests though.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–60
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are curious about the possible existence, physiology and phylogeny of dragons.

If I stopped by your profile and left some shiny gold stars it's because I thought you seemed awesome and I do want to chat. If I don't send a message it's more due to me not wanting to bug someone for friends who I can't tell by their profile if they'd be interested in a friend like me. Please don't be shy, send a message, even if it's just "try me", that'll let me know you're at least willing to read whatever gushing paragraphs I send your way.

IF you send me a message that is at least a paragraph in length and is not intentionally mean-spirited I WILL reply to you, even if we may not have much in common.

You are NOT desperate to meet in real life, unless you're 50 miles local it probably won't happen, and even then I want to get to know someone and be comfortable first, but please don't make it a goal before we've even exchanged first names.

You are very open-minded, have similar traits or interests to me, and just want someone cool to hang out with.

If you're a BIG lady, I am dead-serious, I'm a huge proponent of body positivity and I adore lovely full figured gals of all sizes!

You genuinely enjoy chatting to people online, and don't feel the need to compare it to reality.

You can hold a conversation, aren't afraid to ask questions, and aren't annoyed by someone who is genuinely curious enough about you to ask LOTS and LOTS of questions.

You don't type shorthand, I don't have a 100 character limit, please do me the courtesy and don't abbreviate every other word.

You don't go into a conversation with an agenda or goal in mind that will make you bail out if response isn't given promptly and correctly, I admire patience, tolerance, and understanding.

I could keep giving reasons, but really just if you want to meet someone awesome like me and know more about me.

...and yes, the 18 to 60 is not a typo, I genuinely love women of all ages.