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polylan

28 M Pittsburgh, PA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 26
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a Tech major from the thumb of Michigan, with an associates degree in computer information systems and working on my bachelors in computer science. I am currently working in the cellular industry selling phones for various carriers. I love Video Games, reading, writing, drawing and getting into politics on occasion. I consider myself poly. I'm presently seeing a sweet girl but we are open to other partners individually or collectively, I am interested in affectionate males or females who like to talk, cuddle, and just have fun together. Dinner and a movie is fine but I like doing things that are uncommon for the sake of it as well. I consider myself an agnostic, even though i am probably closer to just being atheist, but this doesn't mean i have anything against people who are religious. I don't do that well trying to send short messages to other people, I'm a lot more comfortable chatting with them on a messenger. I don't know why that is. I guess sending someone a message feels like... some sort of formal introduction. And I'm terrible at those.

I am geeky, affectionate, and bi
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working full time. Outside of work I'm Inventing things no one really needs and writing things no one will buy. I'm currently searching for a better job as well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing computers, playing video games, giving massages, undermining your political views even if i agree with you. I'm pretty good with massages too.
I'm a bit of a maven, a jack of all trades, and a natural born salesman.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My taste in hats.
my vast array of knowledge that no one really cares about.
That I'm playing a video game, messing with my PDA, or sketching while in public.
Wait, someone noticed me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Fight club, Thank you for smoking,
books: anything by Terry Pratchett or Neil Gaimen, been catching up on my Steven hawking and Gamow. Dawkins, Gardner, Sagan, and the other giants of skeptism are all good reads. I was really taken by "I am a strange loop" by Douglas Hofstadter.
music: all sorts. I really like alternative like Weird Al or MC Chris, but I also like classical, classic rock, Linkin park, and a huge variety. Saliva,
food: I like to eat cereal lately. is that strange?
Video Games: Chrono Trigger, The orange box, Planetside, City of Heroes, Megaman (all of it) Castlevania (The castleroids) Metroid (all of it), Burn out, Valkyrie profile, S4 league, Final Fantasy, Tales of Symphonia (and abyss, haven't played Vesperia yet) Zelda, Soul Calibur (II was the best), Super smash bros (Melee was the best), Most anything Mario has quality with notable exceptions. BIOSHOCK, Rockband, .... this could go on. I also like 'forgotten' games and indie games, stuff that has a long term impact or reaches important historical milestones in game genres.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my laptop: If I'm not working, I'm probably online.
video games: They're a form of art, They're entertainment, They're better for your brain than watching TV. As long as you have good taste in them.
affection: In all of its cuddly forms.
The essentials that everyone else puts because they think its clever and unique like air house car water food blah blah.
creative or intelligent conversation: I'm always having ideas, and id go crazy if i didn't have friends i could ramble on with about unimportant hypothetical.
my cell-....i mean my PDA... i mean.. my small com... my smartphone, ok? I have a policy to never be without at least 1GHZ of processing power on my body at any given time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
video games- How they work, what makes a good one, is there something i can do that no one else has?
school- switching to SVSU was one of the best decisions i've made academically.
question" and "Zzzzz I'm not even trying, this is too easy"
pornography- .............Well I do...
sleep- I actually do my best, most creative thinking: just before I fall asleep, then i forget everything!
"wouldn't it be cool if..."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working.. I work second shift most nights and as of right now I only get Mondays and Wednesdays off.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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"well no, I've never actually DONE that.. but i HAVE thought about it..."
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you like boys, you live in Pennsylvania, and you have a moderately high tolerance for strange people.