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34 Los Angeles, CA Man


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  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Jan 23
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
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Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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Life is too short to not be absurd.

I'm dreadful at this. At best I'm a string of contradictions. Immature, thoughtful, Funny, sweet, a couch potato who loves to go out.

I noticed something when I was younger. Women tend to date douche-bags. Which I completely get. Nice guys are boring. Guys do it too. Its not uncommon to see a cool guy dating a raging cunt. It always baffles people but we all continue to do it. The truth is nobody wants to be bored. Not while youre still young at least. I'm not really a "nice guy" (if my Nan knew, she'd slap me) but, Im not a douche-bag either. If Seth Cohen was about halfway through transforming into Hank Moody, you would get me.

P.S. I look different in pretty much every picture. my face changes daily. I have no idea whats up with that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I no longer work for a crazy asshole director. I work in development for a cable network. This has made my life considerably more happy and reduced my alcohol consumption by at least 50%. It's amazing how nice it feels to not loathe your job. Who would have guessed.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Swearing, making bad jokes, making good jokes, cooking, watching british sitcoms ("Peep show" is the best), and strolling around the grove.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall, not that dark, and adequately handsome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I need to read more. I have a hard time finding new books I really dig. I love David Sedaris and Charles bukowski. King Dork and nobody move are two of my favorite recent books written by neither of the previously mentioned authors. I got a Kindle this year. I've actually started reading a lot more since I got it. Book recommendations welcomed.

I love listening to This American Life and Wait, wait, dont tell me...

Movies: Pretty much anything. Comedies, popcorn action movies, indies, french, classics, anything with Bogart or by Hitchcock.

TV: The Wire, Breaking Bad, Peep Show, Arrested Development, Game of thrones, 30 Rock, Archer, Californication, Dexter, Louie, The Daily Show & Community. I'm quite- obsessed is a strong word, rather, extremely fond of, Doctor Who.

Pretty much every sunday I go to the movies alone. I dont think it's weird or sad at all. Viewing a movie is a solitary experience anyway. I just love watching movies, especially in the summer. It always seems like its a chore to schedule seeing a movie with someone. I want to see a movie when I want to see it- not, maybe the sunday after next at 4. Which is why most sundays I stroll around the grove, get some lunch, people watch and catch flick by myself. It's quite relaxing. I know what youre thinking- dont you dare stalk me!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hot water, comfortable bed/sheets, tea, good company, sex, and my iPad.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm doing with my life... and candy.

Why people say, "red hot", but never "blue cold".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends... Goonies never say die.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love being socially awkward- hopefully, in a charming way, which is why I want to put something entirely inappropriate here, but, I digress.
You should message me if
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Youre funny, feisty... basically a smartass, you know, kind of a dick (but in a cute way) and attractive.

I've noticed in the "questions" section a lot of you ladies reply that unrequited love is "romantic". I really dont get that. Unrequited means not reciprocated. Which means like a sad, obsessed, stalker. Either that or you like the idea of being chased after. A little chase is fine but.. im not gonna go on a tangent, which I could, but we're not mind readers. Playing little chase games is one of the problems with communication between men and women. Food for thought.

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