Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Life is too short to not be absurd.
I'm dreadful at this. At best I'm a string of contradictions.
Immature, thoughtful, Funny, sweet, a couch potato who loves to go
I noticed something when I was younger. Women tend to date
douche-bags. Which I completely get. Nice guys are boring. Guys do
it too. Its not uncommon to see a cool guy dating a raging cunt. It
always baffles people but we all continue to do it. The truth is
nobody wants to be bored. Not while youre still young at least. I'm
not really a "nice guy" (if my Nan knew, she'd slap me) but, Im not
a douche-bag either. If Seth Cohen was about halfway through
transforming into Hank Moody, you would get me.
P.S. I look different in pretty much every picture. my face changes
daily. I have no idea whats up with that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in television development.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Swearing, making bad jokes, making good jokes, cooking, watching
british sitcoms ("Peep show" is the best), and strolling around the
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall, not that dark, and adequately handsome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I need to read more. I have a hard time finding new books I
really dig. I love David Sedaris and Charles bukowski. King Dork
and nobody move are two of my favorite recent books written by
neither of the previously mentioned authors. I got a Kindle this
year. I've actually started reading a lot more since I got it. Book
I love listening to This American Life and Wait, wait, dont tell
Movies: Pretty much anything. Comedies, popcorn action movies,
indies, french, classics, anything with Bogart or by
TV: The Wire, Breaking Bad, Peep Show, Arrested Development, Game
of thrones, 30 Rock, Archer, Californication, Dexter, Louie, The
Daily Show & Community. I'm quite- obsessed is a strong word,
rather, extremely fond of, Doctor Who.
Pretty much every sunday I go to the movies alone. I dont think
it's weird or sad at all. Viewing a movie is a solitary experience
anyway. I just love watching movies, especially in the summer. It
always seems like its a chore to schedule seeing a movie with
someone. I want to see a movie when I want to see it- not, maybe
the sunday after next at 4. Which is why most sundays I stroll
around the grove, get some lunch, people watch and catch flick by
myself. It's quite relaxing. I know what youre thinking- dont you
dare stalk me!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hot water, comfortable bed/sheets, tea, good company, sex, and my
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm doing with my life... and candy.
Why people say, "red hot", but never "blue cold".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends... Goonies never say die.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love being socially awkward- hopefully, in a charming way, which
is why I want to put something entirely inappropriate here, but, I
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Youre funny, feisty... basically a smartass, you know, kind of a
dick (but in a cute way) and attractive.
I've noticed in the "questions" section a lot of you ladies reply
that unrequited love is "romantic". I really dont get that.
Unrequited means not reciprocated. Which means like a sad,
obsessed, stalker. Either that or you like the idea of being chased
after. A little chase is fine but.. im not gonna go on a tangent,
which I could, but we're not mind readers. Playing little chase
games is one of the problems with communication between men and
women. Food for thought.
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