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pondtastic

31 Washington, DC Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jun 2
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Originally from Colorado (with a stint in the frigid tundras of Minnesota), I'm here in the district now. It's pretty glamorous here, which is why I'm sticking around. It'll be three years this fall! I enjoy cats, bad television, reading, and becoming very knowledgeable about obscure topics. Also, champagne. Champs is the best.

This section needs work. Stay tuned for updates.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, I got an MA in international affairs with a focus on Europe and nationalism. So now, obviously, I work for the government doing HR work. It's not really related to my degree, but it's fun and it pays well. Plus it's not like there's a huge need for people out there who know a lot about identity construction in the former Yugoslavia.

Outside of my day job, I'm just trying to have fun and learn more everyday.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have really nice handwriting. I also think I have a strong walk.

I'm surprisingly handy, too.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, I'm relatively tall, but not in a freakish way, so people tend to notice that. However, should I be seated (and I do enjoy sitting), they probably won't. In that case, it's my eyes. They're really quite pretty. So pretty I have to hide them behind glasses, so that people are not distracted by them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This is a key section, so I certainly don't want to screw it up.

Books: Everything is Illuminated, Never Let Me Go, Madame Bovary, Cloud Atlas. Lots of other books that I cannot remember at this moment.

Movies: Sound of Music, About a Boy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Mean Girls, Pitch Perfect

TV Shows: Orphan Black, the Americans, Archer, House of Cards, Game of Thrones, Veep, and Orange is the New Black round out my "legit" tv list. But I do enjoy myself a few guilty pleasures (i.e. Pretty Little Liars on ABC Family). I also have a nostalgic attachment to the Today Show. I never miss a 30 Rock rerun and I love Downton Abbey. (Am I the only person who doesn't just wildly hate Thomas? In a weird way I feel bad for him).

I am open to suggestions though, so if you have a favorite book, movie, tv show, band, or food, please alert me. I'll check it out. Unless the food involves mushrooms or pickles or olives, which I refuse to eat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My iPhone.
2. Gawker (I know it went downhill after Brian Moylan left, but Caity Weaver is pretty damn hilarious). Buzzfeed is also amazing.
3. Some sort of lip balm.
4. Wikipedia (So what if it's not "scholarly!" There's a lot to be learned on there!)
5. Grammatically correct text messages.
6. This list. (So that I don't forget things #1-5).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The subtext to a lot of pop culture. Like the undercurrents of racism on America's Next Top Model.

Also, worrying if people are staring at me, and whether or not strangers are noticing that I might be staring at them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well, I'd like to say out having a drink or doing something fun. But, if we're being honest, I am usually all worn out by the work week, so I am probably watching House Hunters International and trying to stay awake.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I own the seminal 80's classic Troop Beverly Hills on DVD. Annie Herman....BOYOYOYOING!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like cats. That's pretty much essential.

But outside of kitties, obviously I recommend that you message me if you think I'm at all cute or charming. Because that's pretty much going to be my M.O. on this site. So it's only fair that you do the same.

Also, if you want to chat or grab a drink. I enjoy doing both of those things.

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