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poodlepants

28 / F / bisexual / Seeing someone

Calgary, Alberta, Canada

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Ethnicity
Undeclared
Height
5' 6" (1.67m).
Body Type
Skinny
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
—
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Libra but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am sardonic, sarcastic, and a dirtbag.

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My Self-Summary

I'm a fairly outgoing redhead born and raised in, but not representative of, Calgary. I went to University, and obtained a degree. I now work a few different jobs that I love passionately. My career is animal-related, and therefore animals are a big part of my life. But there's a little more to me - I also love music, especially things that stray from the mainstream and challenge me a bit, and have a bit of an obsession with food.

I'm at a stage in my life where I feel like everything I do needs to be awesome and I don't like wasting time sitting around. I'm laid back about a lot of things, and hard to offend, but get fired up pretty fast about the things I'm passionate about. I'm told I belong on the coast, but I'm not there yet... and because one of my friends is exceptionally quotable, apparently I am "a bizarre combination of responsibility and total chaos". I like it that way.

What I’m doing with my life

Working a few different animal related jobs, one in education that also involves teaching kids, and one as a professional dog trainer. Re-learning to play guitar. Remembering how great it is to read for pleasure. Saving for trips. Eating. Having some fucking fun. Basically, I want to do everything (what does Freud think about the fact that I just typed "everyone" instead of "everything"?).

I’m really good at

Being sarcastic, procrastinating, and being a total dirtbag. being empathetic and condescending in the same sentence. arguing for the sake of a debate and not because I actually agree with the side I'm taking (though I'm a recovering addict here... I'm trying very hard to stop). there, i've listed everything you might want to know about why you might not get along with me!

On the other hand, even though I procrastinate, I do eventually get things done. I did finish university. Generally if I set a goal it gets done. I'm really good and planning and budgeting, actually. And avoiding evil cats.

The first things people usually notice about me

My guess is my hair. It's bright freaking red. After that I have no idea. My intensity, perhaps?

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

books- geek love, boys of life, millroy the magician, adrian mole books, sea of tranquillity (i love paul russell), the rachel papers, dead babies, the handmaid's tale, the buddha of suburbia (also love hanif kureishi..) and tons more... movies- velvet goldmine, sammy and rosie get laid, orlando, supersize me (not really a movie i guess...), titus, hedwig and the angry inch, velvet goldmine, downfall, dead ringers. music- suede, the hidden cameras, franz ferdinand, depeche mode, leonard cohen, pulp, hawksley workman, gary numan, gordon lightfoot, coheed & cambria, serena ryder, sabaton.. i have a bit of a fascination with power metal... ween, the white stripes, antony & the johnsons, bob marley; and foods, i love food.. indian rules my life, also sushi, ethipoian... basically anything that's vegetarian and good. i can't really express how much i love food. I wish my stomach let me fit more of it in.

The six things I could never do without

animals, my heating, my toothbrush, my music, my car (i'm such a calgarian, kill me), my friends.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

ok.. i have to be honest. food. i spend a lot of time thinking about food. i really like food.

And travel. I want to go back to Africa. But... I can't afford it.

And effective dog training techniques. I am a nerd like that.

On a typical Friday night I am

looking for an adventure of some sort, and blissfully ignorant of the potential for regretting it in the morning. No Friday adventure could ever beat a Thursday night though (see below)

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

That i have no ability to be subtle. And that being said, if you ask the question I'll probably answer it.. i don't know that i have much perception of "private"...Also, I once went down on a charming young man on a semi-crowded train the night Michael Jackson died

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You should message me if

you're not completely retarded. and you're not offended by the word "cunt". if your idea of a good dinner is a steak though, maybe somewhere else would be a good place to look... if you like dogs and indian food, and your idea of a good day is horseback riding on vancouver island followed by a large meal at a really great indian restaurant and then sitting in a car on a hill during a massive thunderstorm with a great panoramic view.. in Africa! well, if that sounds good then fucking send me a message because i want to meet you.

also, you don't mind that i almost never use capitals. it hurts my pinkies!!!

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