Why am I here? Because I'm busy, that's what! This profile seriously needs an update. It will never be done, just like me. So I'll be pretentious and call it a "living art". Yeah. I like the sound of that.
If you're still reading we may actually click. Or basically you've decided you're not too good for 99% of the OKC populace. It's ok if you do, 98% of them suck anyway. We're the 2% that doesn't.
Also my dick is the size of an aircraft carrier. Just gonna slip that in.