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26 Southlake, TX Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Why am I here? Because I'm busy, that's what! This profile seriously needs an update. It will never be done, just like me. So I'll be pretentious and call it a "living art". Yeah. I like the sound of that.

If you're still reading we may actually click. Or basically you've decided you're not too good for 99% of the OKC populace. It's ok if you do, 98% of them suck anyway. We're the 2% that doesn't.

Also my dick is the size of an aircraft carrier. Just gonna slip that in.
What I’m doing with my life
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Learning, learning, learning…and it's great!

I solve problems. Practical ones. And if I can't do it, I find someone or something who can. That's my job right now.

I did my B.S. in biology. Now I'm working on a line-production intranet website.

I also do political and tech-activism. I use pseudonyms for that for safety reasons.

But mostly I'm improving myself.

My workout routine:
• Punching a tree with open-palm/MMA gloves because I don't have a punching bag.
• Running barefoot because I am not buying Vibrams. If it's good enough for Kenyans (and my ancestors), it's good enough for me.
• One-handed push-ups. I can do like…one. Not the stupid Rocky Babloa shitty form version though.
• Pull-ups on my closet door.
• Leg-raises on my piano seat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knowing what I don't know, and when I don't know what I don't know.

I'm ok at photography. Just learned why color temperature is important and will gel my flash in the future. Next step is learning fill flash. I may share albums on request—they have my real name on them in the copyright section so I don't link them here.

I'm really bad at soldering. Working on that.

Also learning Spanish. I'm terrible at it but I put "poorly" on my profile to give me an incentive to get better. Hopefully no one tests me on it. ¡Es mala suerte!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My manly, chiseled jaw, my superior derriere, and my giant...brain. (It's actually not that large. My brain, I mean.) I can pop out a 5 o'clock shadow by 2pm—my facial hair varies from "employable", to "struggling artist" (lens hoods and hot-shoe flashes really help here with the canera), to "terrorist". Also, I've been told my hands are nice. :)

Also you can land little fighter jets on my dick its pretty cute actually.

Hey look, a testimonial!

“This here is my little jihad bomber. If you are mean to him, I will find you and cut you into tiny pieces. I will then feed those pieces to my kitty cats. I'm kidding, of course. Seriously though, fuck with him and I will cut you, bitch. From 1100 miles away. ”

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My tastes range from eclectic to hipstertastic to downright puerile pop.

All India Radio, Art of Noise, Booka Shade, Cake, Daft Punk, deadmau5, Dessa, Dethklok, DJ Shadow, Dr. Dre, E.S. Posthumous, Fatboy Slim, Frank Klepacki, Gnarls Barkley, Herbie Hancock, Justin Timberlake, Kendrick Lamar, Kraftwerk, Lady Gaga, Metallica, Michael Jackson, Mint Royale, Moby, Muse, Nujabes, Outkast, Passion Pit, Pink Floyd, Red Flag, Red Hot Chili Peppers, RJD2, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Röyksopp, Snoop Dogg, The Flaming Lips, The Heavy, The Lonely Island, sand of course "Various Artists."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
• Science
• Programming
• Photography
• Music
• Video games
• Kink
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Should I adopt a kitty or a puppy?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Anything. I don't discriminate between weekends and weekdays. I can be working Saturday and partying Wednesday. My schedule is fairly flexible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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• I like being tickled and am a complete cuddleslut.
• I apparently squeak when kissed by surprise. It's ridiculous.
• My dreams are space operas.
• I do my nails.
You should message me if
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If you are someone who is fun to talk with, play with, and adventure with.

If you also like cuddles.

Alternatively, if you would be willing to model for me for my portfolio (TFP).