Then I will conquer this planet and present it as a gift to my robot, or non-robot, bride.
I am, or at least think I am, intelligent, witty, motivated towards important things, able to feed and dress myself, capable of opening jars, reaching semi-high places and cage fighting bears.
My sense of humor tends to be absurdist, and if I don't have a snappy comeback, then there is something wrong with me. My idea of a fine summer day is to take some sun tea (with a splash or three of bourbon) to the porch, smoke a good cigar, and read a book. I buy more books than I do DVDs or video games. I read anything, from non-fiction, to fiction, to philosophy.
i also like to drink cheap beer, smoke cigarettes and play disc golf.